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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2132 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).