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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6166 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3541 |
Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).