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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9247 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 181 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Crops Grown: | 2174 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).