Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	62
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Farms Harvested:	842	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Runes Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	87
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	221

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.