Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	804
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Towns Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Star Shards Collected:	163
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3695
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Love Letters Sent:	9	Towns Built:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Villages Defended:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
New Chunks Explored:	922425	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	1123

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mines Excavated:	2179
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.