Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2717	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7240

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	9672
Enchantments Applied:	120	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	244
Enchantments Applied:	207	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	82	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!