Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition

Addicted Sluts, addicts, Asian girls, bwc, Confessions, Crafty, Edition, Family secrets, Forbidden, forbidden desire, forbidden fantasies, forbidden love, forbidden pleasures, Forbidden relationships, interracial, Lust, power dynamics, sexual exploration, sister, Sluts, Submission, taboo, white men, WMAF, WMAFBWC

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.

One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Void Gems Collected:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Farms Harvested:	925
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8297

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	7292
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1678

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ores Mined:	8256
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Farms Harvested:	458
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ores Mined:	7912

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	212631	Mines Excavated:	4314
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Star Shards Collected:	174
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?