Crafty Shooty Fun!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a military shooter on steroids! Join us for epic battles, crazy explosions, and intense PvP action like you’ve never seen before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers launch a surprise attack on your base. But don’t worry, because our server has advanced military-grade weapons and armor to help you fend off the enemy. Take down those pesky creepers with a rocket launcher or blast them to bits with a grenade launcher – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also has custom-made maps that will blow your mind. Explore ancient ruins, futuristic cities, and even outer space as you embark on thrilling adventures with your friends. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure or encounter mysterious creatures along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft warfare like never before. Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old servers again.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Card Wizards – Magic the Gathering meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bunnies rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with fluffy bunnies, magical forests, and epic battles against evil carrot-stealing zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunny kingdom where you can ride giant bunnies into battle and feast on unlimited carrot cake. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special “Cowboy” set coming soon, where you can wrangle up some wild bunnies and ride them into the sunset. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bunny madness begin! Trust us, once you hop on this server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4273
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama happens! Share your exes (or your crushes) in real life and let the chaos unfold. We bring the drama of France right to your Minecraft screen – because why not, merde quoi putain! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and maybe even a French revolution or two. Who needs boring old building when you can have a soap opera in Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like a melting pot of Minecraft enthusiasts from all corners of the world! We’ve got players from the North Pole building igloos, players from the Amazon rainforest swinging from vines, and even players from Atlantis building underwater castles! Join us for a truly global Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Martian or two!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Pool Party Edition, where you can dive into a virtual world filled with AI madness and VTuber shenanigans.

Ever wondered who Neuro-sama is? She’s not just any AI, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to master the art of playing osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal gave her a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, turning her into a VTuber extraordinaire. She’s here to entertain you with her quirky responses, wild rants, and even showcase her singing skills. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI overlord!

Check out our schedule for all the wacky events and streams happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for all the latest updates and craziness.

Want to learn more about AI but find it confusing? We’ve got you covered with educational videos and resources that will blow your mind. And if you’re feeling inspired to create your own AI like Neuro-sama, we’ve got tips and advice to get you started on your journey to AI domination.

But that’s not all! Dive into our merch store for some epic Neuro-sama swag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And don’t miss out on our Catbox archive for all the juicy details from past server events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI, VTubers, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even make friends with Lia from Phase Connect or uncover the mysteries of LoRA. It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!

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Are you tired of getting cucked for no reason in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the best girl ALWAYS gets her own route! No more being stuck with the worst girl and getting cucked for no reason – join us and experience true fairness and justice in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the worst girl on our server is actually secretly a pro PvP player who will destroy anyone who dares to underestimate her. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, drama-filled world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	5252	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magic Items Found:	1401
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our non-canon games! Ever wanted to play Minecraft but with flying pigs instead of chickens? Or how about a game mode where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding on the back of a giant chicken? We’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos. Our non-canon games will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to regular Minecraft again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Star Shards Collected:	235	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.