Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!
And if that wasn’t enough, my virtual kid is my world and you’ll always come 2nd or 3rd if we have virtual pets. Sorry, not sorry. Oh, and did I mention you must be single with no virtual kids? I don’t want your virtual shitty baggage.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players!
At ampycraft we are always pleased to have new players who want to have a gaming experience and meet new people and have fun with your friends.
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, mine to your heart’s content and then snack on some sweet treats while you build your dream castle.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who moonwalk instead of shuffling. It’s like Thriller meets Minecraft, and it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers. They spit with deadly accuracy and have a mean roundhouse kick, so you can build in peace knowing you’re safe from harm.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.
Join a server similar to Brutal Legends X Economy and has lots of exciting new features with free Legends weapons
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