Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

Chief of Staff, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, Curtis Lemay, deaths, ebb and flow, man of substance, men in public office, morning coffee, Official, official portraits, Opinions, orders, Photographs, politicians, Portrait, portraits, public capacity, serious, silly, Smile, smiling, substance, trends, us airforce

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	4842
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4006
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	258
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Animals Bred:	28
Votes:	8345	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	67	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8228	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mines Excavated:	1819	Underground Cities Explored:	5

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	561456
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1157
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4348	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com