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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5596 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.