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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1763 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.