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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2184 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.