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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4474 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5450 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.