Crafty Mispronounced Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Animals Bred:	172	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7088	Divine Spears Created:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	55	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Villages Defended:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	5784	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!