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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

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Slampvp

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to SlamPvP. For minecraft 1.9.4 – 1.19

Features: -Farmtycoon (Custom game) -Bedwars (soon) -Cuberunner (soon) -Skyblock (soon)

New minigames coming soon. We hope to see you on the server. Be warned this server is stil in develpment.

play.slampvp.com

GotPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Towns Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7560	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

• Faction •• Skyblock • Prison •• Creative RPG • Kitpvp •• Oppvp • Fatkid •• Hunger Games

We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 50 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/g2HQtCx Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

gotpvp.com

DestinyMC

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

DestinyMC is a long standing community with Skyblock, Survival and Prison servers that are compatible with all devices. Some of our features include Enchantment Gems, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots and Backpack Enchantments. Link your Discord account in-game to receive a free rank on the server!

play.thedestinymc.com

Elimentus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8040	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

Elimentus.serv.nu

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

candycraft.mn

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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mc.aevony.net

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

mc.aetheriaroleplay.com

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2600
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

org.druglegends.net

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Secret Passages Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	133
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	4971	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

cadia.co

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5578
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Potions Brewed:	82
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	9182
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

mc.skyprison.net

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	6893	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

play.potatomc.com

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

play.azalelnation.com

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

play.arkflame.com

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2430
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	842	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	1609	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de