Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	52	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8820	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

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HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Items Found:	4294	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Potions Brewed:	49	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

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Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Towns Built:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Potions Brewed:	110	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

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Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ores Mined:	3756	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3628
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

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SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mines Excavated:	4585	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Votes:	8124	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchantments Applied:	50
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2475
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	79	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

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Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	128	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	11

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

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Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Potions Brewed:	179
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchantments Applied:	59
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

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AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3139	Enchantments Applied:	235
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

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