Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

4chan, b.., Community, Crafty, Forums, imageboard, internet, memes, socialmedia, SUCKS, Today, trolling

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a giant statue of a chicken using only one block of dirt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

1.20.1, eastern, silk

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	36792	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Star Shards Collected:	89	Dragon Eggs Found:	6134
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5759	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Enchantments Applied:	154
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6917
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	7

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crops Grown:	6547

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	290
Star Shards Collected:	105	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	257	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!