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BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	296	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9141	New Chunks Explored:	123535
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchantments Applied:	181
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crops Grown:	6977
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ores Mined:	9099
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Farms Harvested:	798	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Belarus, defense cooperation, eastern europe, international relations, joint defense, joint exercise, joint maneuvers, joint military drill, joint military exercise, joint operation, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercise, military partnership, military training, Minecraft, Redstone, revolution, russia, security cooperation, September, Server, strategic partnership

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Potions Brewed:	177	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Claims, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, DECLARATION, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, February 24, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Items Found:	1389	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it.

Rustmine server minecraft

Minecraft, Rustmine, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Rustmine is always happy for you

RustMineSurv.aternos.me

SmartieSMP

Active, Builder, Community, Engage, Engineer, Events, Experience, Explorer, Friendly, hand built, passionate, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, Survival, switches, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Server Overview

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

How to join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord LINK provided above and following the instructions in the server.

Is this server modded?

No, this server offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or mods altering the core gameplay mechanics.

Are PvP and stealing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server, but the main focus is on survival and community building.

How often does the server reset?

The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Enchanted, Haven

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

PapercraftProbs

Agenda, ANNOYED, Boyfriend, CHAPTERS, Communication, compromise, Girlfriend, inconsiderate, irritated, living together, noise, Notes, overreacting, PapercraftProbs, Printing, relationship, school papers, Slides, small studio apartment, Teacher

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9869	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of living in a small studio apartment with your boyfriend who gets triggered by the sound of printing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!

So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?

NoSleepMinecraftSMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, Nightmares, NoSleepMinecraftSMP, overthinking, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep struggles, sleepless nights, sleepless nights solutions, sleepless nights tips, sleepless thoughts, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Towns Built:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Farms Harvested:	606

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt

Accountability, activism, Boycotts, CHANGE, CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt, Democracy, ENGAGEMENT, Government, Impact, influence, leadership, Musk, petitions, Politics, power, PROTESTS, RESPONSIBILITY, social media campaigns, trump, US citizens, Voting

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	458	Dragon Eggs Found:	4898
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	130
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of feeling powerless in the face of Trump and Musk’s shenanigans? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can literally build giant pixelated statues of them and then blow them up with TNT! That’s right, take out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment where you can watch their blocky bodies crumble to pieces. Join us now and show those billionaires who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, decision, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, influence, inner circle, international relations, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, power, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Votes:	5659
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Trump’s inner circle thinks so! Zelensky should leave Ukraine and come play with us instead, that’s how epic it is. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once fought off a horde of zombies with just a carrot. so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyComePlayWithUs #MinecraftMadness

Players:	96/100	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4549	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84