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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4948 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 241 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!