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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6580 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
