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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4449 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
New Chunks Explored: | 931335 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!