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VacayVillaVendetta

Boundaries, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, long-standing grudges, personal growth, personal space, self-care, Self-Made Success, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, success story, unresolved issues, vacation home, VacayVillaVendetta

Are you tired of entitled siblings trying to mooch off your success? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any messy siblings ruining the fun.

Escape the drama of family feuds and create your own paradise with our friendly community of players. No more dealing with entitled relatives asking for handouts – on our server, the only thing you’ll need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting epic builds.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a beach house in California when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Build, explore, and laugh your way to victory on our Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CreeperCupid’sDisaster

awkward moments, bad first dates, CreeperCupidsDisaster, cringeworthy moments, dating advice, dating disasters, dating etiquette, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating humor, dating mishaps, dating tips, embarrassing situations., relationship blunders, relationship fails, relationship mistakes, relationship regrets, ruin a date, social faux pas, worst date ever

Join our Minecraft server and show off your amazing skills at building giant statues of your date’s exes! Nothing says romance like a creeper blowing up a monument to your past relationships. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Love Potion #9, which will make any player fall head over heels for you (or at least fall into a pit of lava). So come join us for a date night you’ll never forget (or maybe one you’ll want to forget immediately)!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pet Space Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, Animals, atmosphere, Colonization, Earth, environmental challenges, extraterrestrial life, Future, Humanity, interplanetary travel, mars, pet, Pets, Science, Space, space colonization, space exploration, space habitats, space migration, Space Travel, Survival, Technology

so like, u know how u always wanted to escape earth and live on mars with ur pet pig named bacon? well, this server is the closest thing u gonna get to that dream! we got pigs that can breathe on mars, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited milkshakes! plus, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so u can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items. join now and start ur intergalactic adventure, because unless our pets can breathe on mars, humanity probably isn’t leaving Earth anytime soon!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ant Venom Electric Currents

Ant, ant venom, biology, cells, cellular channels, cellular function, Channels.., currents, Electric, electric currents, Measuring, neuroscience, Pain, pain mechanism, pain perception, research, researchers, Science, scientific discovery, Uncovered, Understanding, VENOM, venom study, Workings

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lets Bee Friends

Survival, Vanilla, vanilla Minecraft survival server 1.20.4 world border Teams Voice Chat contest friends community multiplayer free gameplay building exploration challenges events mods mini-games economy rewards

Welcome to Lets Bee Friends!

Looking for a place where everyone will be glad to see you and your friends? Or you just want to play on a vanilla Minecraft server for FREE?

We are a 1.20.4 survival server with:

– A small +1000 to -1000 block wide world border that will expand – Teams for you and your friends to create and join! – Simple Voice Chat for you and your friends!

From 10.10.2024 to 10.11.2024 we have a special contest just for you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Guys

Fun, guys, Idle, Minecraft, ONLINE, personal server, Ping, Playing, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, weekends

Server survival vanilla. Good ping, good for playing with people when you’re idle.

The server is my personal server. It’s usually online all day long and on the weekends I go in to play a little. Have fun

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	267

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Forgotten Series Minecraft Server

beloved shows, childhood favorites, classic, cult classics, fan favorites., Forgotten, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, hidden treasures, lost classics, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old Favorites, pop culture, rediscovery, Remembered, Revival, series, series nostalgia, series revival, Server, tv shows, underrated series

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that everyone else is on? Well, look no further because our server is so forgotten that it’s actually remembered! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding sheep).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night? Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in their best diamond armor for a chance to win a shiny new sword.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players battle it out on the backs of clucking chickens for glory and bragging rights.

So come on down to our forgotten-but-remembered Minecraft server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

AC Milan, Decline, Disappointment, Downfall, Far.., football, Happened, Hernandez, History, Italian football, Leão, Legends, milan, Minecraft, Performance, Players, Potential, serie a, Shit, smp, Soccer, Struggles, TALENTED, TEAM, underperforming

Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob

college education, coworker conflict, coworker jealousy, Degree, DegreeCraft, Graduation, honors degree, noob, office decor, office dynamics, office etiquette, office politics, professional accomplishments, professional reputation, Proving, proving credentials, proving qualifications, work drama, work environment, work relationships, work success, workplace drama, workplace validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic achievements as much as we value building epic structures and slaying dragons! Join us and show off your in-game honors just like our friend with the “first class honors” diploma in the office story above.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you didn’t attend your virtual graduation ceremony – as long as you can mine those diamonds like a pro! And if anyone accuses you of not actually playing Minecraft, just bring in your virtual diploma to shut them up. Who knew pixels could cause so much drama, am I right?

Join now and become the hotshot of our Minecraft community with your prestigious in-game achievements. And remember, it’s not about the degree, it’s about how you use your diamond sword to defeat the Ender Dragon. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	166	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftingChallenged

Abilities, adaptation, Challenges, comparison, coping, CraftingChallenged, Difficulty, encouragement, Frustration, growth, Improvement, inadequacy, learning, Overcome, perseverance, Personal, resilience, Skills, Struggle, Support, Unique

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AquaApocalypseCraft

#sustainability, agriculture, AquaApocalypseCraft, climate change, crop production, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, food production, food security, Freshwater, global warming, Global water cycle, human history, Irrigation, Natural resources, off balance, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water scarcity

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers that r all the same? well come join our server where the global water cycle is off balance for the first time in human history! yea u heard that right, HALF the planet’s food production is at risk but don’t worry, we got u covered. join our server and help save the world by building epic farms and protecting the precious water sources. plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater cities waiting to be discovered. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lovver

base raiding, Community, Discord, discord server, Environment, Events, free, Giveaways, Ip:, Join, Nitro, Prizes, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, weekend events

We are a semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

PvP is allowed on our server and players are free to steal or raid other bases.

We usually host events on weekends for in-game prizes with no risk of losing your hard-earned items. Sometimes we also organize giveaways for cool items, like Discord Nitro and more.

Join us and enjoy yourself in a free semi-vanilla Minecraft environment today.

IP: mc.lovver.lat Discord: https://discord.gg/lovver

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft服务, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

AAKW, banter, blocky, Caught, fuckin, Good, huh, Like.., long tail tags, look good, Minecraft, niggas, off the bat, OGs, on the way, paula, see any, Server, SVTYJ, tags, tell you, TN

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Farms Harvested:	766

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Bucks, cryptocurrency, decision, exchange, Investment, Jesus, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, opportunity, price, profit, regret, shitcoin, smp, Stack, sui, sunbeam, Swap, Trading, Value

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3179	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3