Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Seventh Sanctum PvP

Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Kingdoms United Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

– Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChronosPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SkyrimCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Elysium Network

Anarchy, OneBlock, Vanilla

Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

Come visit us and Survive!

You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pearlmc

PvE, Survival

Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Draco MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

St0rm.net MC Server

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

No Whitelist / MCMMO / Clans / Roleplay Ranks / Magic / Towny / Welcoming community! / Helpful staff & players / Stargates / PvP / Magic / SCS Shops / Economy

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6333	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!