BlockyDadSwag

5 year old, Air Force, aita, Birthday, BlockyDadSwag, christmas, clothes, dad, daddy’s little man, different state, FaceTime, Gifts, Phone, Pictures, Refused, Shirt, single mom, Son, WIBTA

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with deadbeat dads and their questionable fashion choices for your child? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?

BlockAndRoll

advice, Awareness, be vigilant, BlockAndRoll, Confidence, defend yourself, defense tactics, empowerment, fight back, Martial Arts, personal safety, Physical fitness, preparedness, Protection, safety tips, SECURITY, self defense, self protection, stay safe, survival skills, trust your instincts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	269
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of block-fu to defend yourself against any pixelated foe! Our players have survived countless zombie hordes and even tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. So if you want to become a Minecraft ninja warrior, join us and unleash your inner Steve Seagal!

MineCraftyUkraine Server

#sustainability, Development, Diversification, economic growth, Economy, ENERGY, Environmental Protection, european union, Extraction, Geopolitics, Government, industrialization, international relations, MineCraftyUkraine, Mining, Natural resources, policy, raw materials, Resource Management, Server, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Animals Bred:	133	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	598128

so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is like, nah man, we don’t wanna be just a boring ol’ place for digging up stuff. we wanna be cool and fun and stuff. so, like, join our minecraft server, where we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”

so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.

CraftyFrogWarBlame

blame game, Conflict, confusion, CraftyFrogWarBlame, current events, Diplomacy, disagreement, Europe, foreign policy, France, international relations, misunderstanding, News, Politics, response, rhetoric, Statement, trump, Ukraine, united states, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Votes:	9808
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Falling into the Void:	1

so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit? it’s like, the coolest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. that’s what this server is all about.

you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.

Crafty Companions: Relationship Readiness

advice, Agreement, Commitment, Communication, companions, compatibility, consensus, Crafty, emotional maturity, Friends, love life, Opinions, preparedness, readiness, relationship, relationships, researchers, romantic relationship, social circle, study, support system, Trust, validation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Animals Bred:	172	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

So, like, this server is like totally the place to be if you wanna find out if you’re ready for a serious romantic relationship, bro. Our researchers have discovered that your friends can like, totally tell if you’re ready to commit or not. Join us and let your pals decide if you’re relationship material or if you should just stick to mining diamonds in Minecraft. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained while you wait for your friends’ verdict. So, like, come join us and see if you’re ready to find love or if you’re better off building a castle all by yourself.

karlssonSMP

Adventure, Application Process, building, Community, community guidelines, Content Creator, creativity, discord server, Europe, Events, friendly community, java edition, karlssonSMP, Papermc, PvP, rules, Streamer, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5815
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
25k World Border	Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
Silence Me Datapack	Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
Universal Dyeing Datapack	Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location	Europe
Current Version	1.21.4

⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Eternal Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, anxiety, coping mechanisms, DEADLINE, determination, emotional well being, ETERNAL, Failure, fear, mental health, mental illness, Paper, perseverance, PRESSURE, Quest, seeking help, self harm, self-care, stress, SUICIDE, support system, Therapy, Tomorrow

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

NapCraft Minecraft Server

at-home test, Breathe Right strips, Communication, earplugs, Frustration, husband’s naps, in-person sleep study, lack of sleep, MIL, Minecraft, mouth tape, nap time, Napcraft, physical anger, relationship conflicts, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep quality, sleep study, Snoring

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Potions Brewed:	199
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

BF’sBlockParty

anxiety, Attachment Style, BFsBlockParty, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Insecurity, mindfulness, misinterpretation, personal growth, perspective, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-doubt, stress, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	989
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

RichVsPoorMC SMP

bipartisanship, class warfare, Connected, Democrat, economic disparity, Government, income disparity, partisanship, political affiliation, political divide, Politics, Poor, power dynamics, REPUBLICAN, Rich, RichVsPoorMC, smp, social class, social justice, socioeconomic status, unconnected, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

advice, bad advice, cautionary tales, Cliches, common advice, conventional wisdom, CraftyAdviceGoneWrong, guidance, lessons, life advice, misconceptions, MISTAKES, personal development, Pitfalls, popular beliefs, self help, self improvement, terrible advice, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	171	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

arrest, big, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazilian Judge, controversy, court case, freedom of speech, international news, Jair Bolsonaro, judicial system, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, Media Company, political figures, political news, Politics, President of Brazil, press freedom, Trouble, Trump Media Group

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

BlockyHeartBeat, blood pressure, blunted response, cardiovascular responses, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, emotional trauma, heart rate, Long-term impact, mental health, mental resilience, psychological effects, social anxiety, social stress, stress response, survivors, therapy interventions, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Magic Items Found:	4739	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, Boundaries, breath play, Communication, consent, Curiosity, discomfort, Domination, DURATION, Experience, Exploration, Facesitting, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, mystic, Personal, Pleasure, Quest, satisfaction, sitting on face, Smothering, submissive

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2996	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
New Chunks Explored:	58042	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

MomCrafter Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Cancer, Caregiver, Caretaker, chemotherapy, consequences, decision, difficult situation, emotional, family, health, Illness, Minecraft, mom, MomCrafter, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, smoking, Support, tough choice, tough love, Treatment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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