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BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	714500
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6421

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Votes:	9768
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	181	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2749	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mines Excavated:	1712	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	4129
Towns Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Items Found:	5028
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Seafood Savvy Server

#sustainability, Aquaculture, Biodiversity, conservation efforts, environmental impact, Farm, Feed, Food, food production, Humanity, Mariculture, marine ecosystems, negative impacts, ocean farming, planet, research, saltwater seafood, savvy, seafood, SEAS, Server, sustainable practices, University of Michigan

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we farm food from the seas like underwater wizards! we are like the aquaman of minecraft, making sure everyone has enough seafood to feast on. our underwater farms are so lit, even the fish are jealous! join us and be a part of the coolest mariculture gang in the block. who needs land when you can rule the seas in minecraft? swim with us and let’s make the ocean great again!

TITE World KRMP server minecraft

banner, first, KRMP, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, server in minecraft, Tite, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.

TideWorldse.aternos.me:12915

Virtual Vibe Crafters 1.21

Anime, autistic, avatars, BIZARRE, Crafters, creativity, eccentric, fotm, Obscure, off the rails, quirky, rave wife, SLOP, train loving, Unconventional, Underground, Unhinged, Unique, VIBE, virtual, Vtubers, weird

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ores Mined:	5250
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Yo, bro, forget those basic bitches with their anime avatars, come join our Minecraft server for some next level craziness! We’re all about that weird, unhinged, off the rails, obscure shiz here.

If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then you gotta join us. We’ve got a community of total nutjobs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Plus, we’ve got a special surprise for all you train-loving ravers out there. Our server is like a non-stop party on tracks, with all the wackiness you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KMS Bullrun Madness

achievement, anxiety, bullrun, coping strategies, DEADLINE, determination, goal-setting, kms, madness, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self improvement, self-care, stress, success, support system, Time management

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Ores Mined:	9466	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server! We got crazy bullruns and challenges that will blow your mind. If you don’t join in the next 6 months, you’ll be missing out big time. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s have a wild time together!

CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer

complacent, Conversation, CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer, Dates.., DATING, FAITH, gas, Job, judgment, MONEY, new job, Notice, partner, Plan, Quitting, relationship advice, Shut down, unemployed, video games, walking out, winging it

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ores Mined:	7239
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of “winging it” just like the guy in this story! Join us and leave your responsibilities at the door, because here, we believe in living life on the edge without a plan.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can quit your job without notice, play video games all day, and have absolutely no plan for the future. Sounds like paradise, right? That’s the kind of carefree vibe we’re all about here.

We encourage our players to embrace their inner “wing it” mentality and just go with the flow. Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft? Plus, if you run out of money for gas to visit your Minecraft buddies, don’t worry – we’ve got your back.

So come join us on our server and let go of all your worries. Just remember, if anyone questions your lack of planning or responsibilities, just tell them you’re “winging it” like a pro. It’s all part of the fun!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4