Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday

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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TotallyNotSuspicious

Semi Vanilla, TotallyNotSuspicious

Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

(Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!) INFORMATION

TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are highly valued – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive of all people.

Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America – with 20 TPS constantly
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Ticket systems, answered immediately
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Organized Dragon Fights and other various events.

DISCORD

Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing. MINI SEASONS

Inbetween seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month – usually starting in December and June! These can range from snowy adventures with magic, to high tech summer modpacks. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December! If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PrismaCraft

PrismaCraft, smp

🎇 PrismaCraft 🎇

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Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft

Map: http://play.prismacraft.net:12000

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About Us:

At PrismaCraft, we are first and foremost about community building, but we also have plenty of content for those who enjoy grinding levels in jobs or skills. Whether you’re eager to establish a town and foster your own community or hone your skills to reach the top of your chosen jobs and earn as much money as possible, we have something to offer for just about everyone!

We have a dedicated staff team always working on updates and new features! On PrismaCraft, development is an ongoing process. If you join our Discord you will see we usually post updates multiple times per week. We also have a thorough suggestions system where players suggest and discuss new features or changes.

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Main Features:

Towny – We use the tried and true Towny plugin for land claiming and community building! You can create a solo town and build massive farms to become rich, create a huge city with tons of members to help you achieve your goals, or join a town with a couple of friends to create a cozy homestead.

Skills – You can level up fourteen unique skills to increase your stats (such as health, defense, and attack damage). Reaching the highest levels in each skill unlock unique abilities to make you even more powerful!

Jobs – We offer thirteen jobs that pay you for anything from mining, to building, to fishing, and everything in between. Jobs are the most important way to build your wealth on the server.

Player Economy – Our economy is entirely player driven! Shops on the server set prices for goods and services without any intervention, this leads to a very organic economy where you can carve out your own niche. The only admin shops on the server can be found in our mall /warp mall. These shops sell custom furniture blocks like tables and chairs to decorate your base!

Custom Enchantments – Our server features over 200 unique enchantments to build your playstyle the way you want! All enchants are achieved through normal gameplay mechanics.

Craftable Gear – You can craft tons of unique custom armor sets, tools, and talismans to become more powerful or add unique abilities.

Custom Resources – We have resource worlds which reset on the first of each month! Here you can find custom ores and plants which can be used for decoration or can be used to craft some our custom gear!

And so much more – With all our systems it would be impossible to describe everything here! If you decide to join us on play.prismacraft.net or join the Discord we’re always happy to help and explain!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mines Excavated:	2639
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Villages Defended:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Perfect SMP

perfect, smp

Introducing The perfect SMPa semi-vanilla survival server designed with purity and player engagement in mind. Our core mission is to maintain an open and transparent environment. We’ve carefully selected plugins that enhance performance, minimize lag, and provide detailed mapping without compromising the classic vanilla gameplay experience alongside fellow players.

Here’s what we bring to the table:

– A team of dedicated moderators ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.

– An exceptional server seed that promises stunning landscapes and thrilling exploration.

– A streamlined application process via Discord for easy access.

– Upvote/Downvote based suggestions channel, everyone’s voice is heard.

– An inclusive, respectful community where everyone is welcome.

– Custom datapacks, including player head drops and armor stand improvements, to enrich your gameplay.

– Regularly scheduled events both on and off the server to keep the community vibrant.

– BlueMap integration, offering a highly detailed server map.

– A thriving community of over 250 players!

We’re on the lookout for:

– Anyone!

If Perfectum SMP sounds like the right fit for you, we’re eager to welcome you aboard. Click the following link(s) to begin your adventure with us!

Discord Server

Server Website

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	481
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TimWorld Minecraft server

TimWorld – Fresh project. The administration of the project is trying only for the players, making gaming comfortable on the server and trying to make the game as convenient as possible, we have a lot of things, Updates, competitions, we very rarely conduct wipes, purely so that players can play and develop longer! We also have a very interesting gameplay that has: vulture, BedWars, SkyWars split arena, Block-Party CS-GO, farmers buyers, parkour with the best prizes, daily rewards, cool rewards, adequate and at the same time cheerful administration, which will be happy to help everyone , without disturbing the balance of the server, and without greatly interfering with the gameplay. We welcome every new player, because every player is something more than just an incomprehensible person playing on the server! And if you want to support our server, you can buy a privilege (donation), and you will not only help our server, but also stand out among the players, having additional opportunities and advantages! We are waiting for every player on our server, as we really love players (especially beginners) who play on our server and enjoy the game and have fun! Come to our server, because only here you can spend your time with pleasure for yourself! TimWorld is a Server that you will remember for a very long time, and you will play on it for a very long time!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Animals Bred:	177
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WilsCraft Minecraft server

The owner of the “WilsCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HyperMC server with free Donation Minecraft server

Lucky blocks

The owner of the “HyperMC server with free Donation” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LampaServ server Minecraft

: Minecraft server with a friendly atmosphere and adequate administration. If you were looking for a server where you can have a good time and not be afraid of griefers, you have found it – this is Lamp!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hotdog Water

Hardcore, hotdog, Water

Hotdog Water is hardcore.

You vote for world reset on the discord, and if people vote for it, the world is reset within five minutes.

Hotdog Water is vanilla.

There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, and there is no land claim.

Rules

PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a wiener.

🌭 Have fun! 🌭 Server IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog

Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Video: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BandT – Anarchy Minecraft server

A regular vanilla server without privates or plugins. Only hardcore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Charged Creeper

Charged, creeper, smp

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

💎 Grief Defender

💎 Shops

💎 Dungeons

💎 McMMO

💎 Player Warps

💎 And more!

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

Website: www.chargedcreeper.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BrickServe

BrickServe, Factions

Hello everyone! I am working on a new server as I haven’t really been able to find one that meets my needs. The general idea for the server is this: A factions server that starts small to incentivize PvP to battle over land and resources. As more players join, the world can be expanded. There will be no DynMap (etc.) or teleports. Players should expect to build large transportation structures and be able to defend them if they want to travel large distances. Exploration using in-game maps is heavily encouraged. Initially, the Nether and End will also be disabled. There will be no server shops, only player-built chest shops. No crates/keys or voting rewards. All items will be earned strictly by playing. Economy will be based off in-game items like emeralds or lapis.

I don’t plan on having a large spawn or crazy pre-built structures, but am happy to have some people help with building up the initial spawn point.

The server is currently whitelisted. If you would like to find out more or be involved with the development of the server, please join the Discord!

BrickServe Discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SoulCraft

Soulcraft, Vanilla

🎉 Congratulations! 🎉

You’ve just won the ultimate gaming sweepstakes – a golden ticket to the world of SoulCraft!

Prepare to embark on a thrilling adventure like no other.

Our:

Mature
Hermitcraft-inspired
Active
Reward riddled

Community, is buzzing offering you the chance to unleash your creativity, forge new friendships, and claim epic rewards along the way.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our vibrant community. Step into the winner’s circle and elevate your Minecraft experience to new heights with SoulCraft! 🏆✨

https://discord.gg/soulcraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Badcraft Vanilla

Badcraft, semi anarchy, Vanilla

On top of a vanilla SMP, Here are a few features that make this SMP unique:

● Vanilla Anarchy (Players will be on the same playing field. This means no hack/cheat clients, unfair modifications, or exploits This experience should bring you back to the old days of Minecraft when there were no rules, but everyone was on the same level.)

● Bedrock Support (Support both Java and Bedrock editions, so everyone is welcome to join, regardless of which device you are playing on.)

● Trade System (Allows you to trade items with anyone no matter how far away you are. This prevents item scamming and creates a global economy.)

● Head Drops (Heads will drop from your enemies! Whenever you kill another Player or Mob, you have a chance to receive their skull.)

● Leaderboards (Compete to be better than the rest of the players in combat, building or mining, and or more. We have a system that tracks statistics of our top players in certain categories.)

● Fixed Phantoms (Unlike many servers, we have fixed phantoms to work correctly. When you go to sleep, In addition, they will leave you alone for 7 days.)

● Member Rank (Annoying spammers or advertisers are delayed. To post URLs and chat without delay, you must verify yourself.)

● No Sethomes, Warps, or Tpas (All forms of travel are completely vanilla. This makes the world feel much bigger and immerses players in the environment more.)

● The Map will never Reset (The goal is never to reset any form of data like Map, Player, or anything else as long as the server lasts.)

Server Rules:

1: No usage of Hack or Cheat Clients, X-Ray Resource Packs, Mods, Tools, Software, or any other form of external assistance that provides an unfair advantage over others.

2: Using any form of exploits, bugs, or flawed game mechanics is strictly prohibited.

3: Do not intentionally lag or cause disruption to the server system.

Server Information:

Established » 8/19/2023

Server IP » play.badcraft.net

Bedrock Port » 19132

As of writing this post, 2,783 unique players have joined this server and counting!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mines Excavated:	1281
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HeartsofMinecraft

HeartsofMinecraft, PvP

sever ip

server discord https://discord.gg/nBUvmcY4WM

version 1.20.1 java

description

Hearts of Minecraft is a old well known Geopol, though after real life complications the old owner Slavic, decided to step down. this as opened the door for a new server with new players, and new nations, build your nation, navigate complex politics, and for those truly of wanting success, invade and spread your rule to other nations. with this you can also carve your own place in the complex history of competing nations and players, while also engaging in fun and large wars. build a large navy and dominate the seas, create a air force to level Japan all that and more in the new server of hearts of Minecraft coming out soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockHeart

BlockHeart, smp

The marvelous BlockHeart server is back for its newest, biggest, and best season! With the incredible BlockHeart family ready to establish fantastic bases, a community capital city at spawn, a vibrant shopping district and natural economy, games events competitions and community builds, this really will be the server to be on. Inspired by the Zack Scott server in the 2000s, Coffinland, and HermitCraft, we welcome content creators to cover the servers if they want to. We are a close community who are forever looking to expand our friendship group and all play together toward our beautiful cities and projects; as well as all doing our own thing and having a fun place to escape to within Minecraft. We do gaming sessions on the server together; minigames, projects, events, and also play other games and have funny long calls. We have a couple of streamers and YouTubers who cover the server, and are always looking for more content creators to join too. Rules > No verbal abuse, racial, sexual, homophobic and xenophobic harassment etc. wont be tolerated > No griefing or stealing – we’re all very trusting > No unlawful killing – most are okay with banterry killing, but make sure you’re not annoying someone > Have fun, and log off when you stop having fun > No lag machines > Contact one of the group leaders with any problems asap Please reply to this post with the following to apply: Age Discord ID IGN Gender identification Nationality Favourite movie Favourite video game Minecraft build style Project idea for our server Tell me a joke 🙂 Thanks, hope to hear from you soon! IP: eu04.empowerservers.network:7085 -BOTTOM

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crops Grown:	8708	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.