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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

💎 ChillZone

chillzone, Semi Vanilla

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About Us

ChillZone is a newly releasing With Semi-Van server. We’re dedicated to providing a great vanilla experience, with small additions that help enhance the multiplayer aspect. We value the community aspect greatly, on ChillZone all players have a say as to what goes on, what gets added, and so on.

We’ve existed as a community for around 4 years now, starting out with a similar server, inspired by Hermitcraft. This means we’re experienced in creating and hosting a community, providing a great experience with great server performance & well developed features. However, we’re always looking to add to our tight-knit, welcoming community and share 🙂

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Our Values

Community – In ChillZone all players get a say in what happens, all suggestions and feedback are taken seriously. We’re transparent with all decisions made, asking the community for their input and giving our reasoning for everything.

Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced sys admin, managing multiple nodes across the network.

Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.

Some of Our Features

– We have a simple, user friendly claims plugin allowing you to easily claim & protect your land, and also provide access to your friends.

– Vanilla Tweaksincluding Armor Stands, Mob Heads, Double Shulker Shells, etc.

– Discord Linkingyou can talk to your friends ingame from our Discord server!

– Dynmapallowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.

– Player Shopsincluding a central shopping district. We do have an economy plugin, however our economy is based around the value of a diamond. The economy is completely player controlled.

– Friendly, experienced and helpful staffwho respect players and use their permissions fairly.

Our Rules

We try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.

That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineLiver BedWars Minecraft server

BedWars 1.12-1.14 server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Star Shards Collected:	159	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Wonderful Valley | Wonderful Valley Minecraft server

Wonderful Valley is a vanilla server for content makers and their subscribers, as well as for those who are looking for the very server on which you can enjoy vanilla Minecraft with maximum comfort and not be afraid for yourself, for your things and for your home. The goal of the server is to create a beautiful and intelligent society using in-game mechanics and role-playing game elements.

✅ Acceptance of players is carried out on the basis of an application, which can be found in the VKontakte community or on the website!

We carefully check each application and personally monitor the integrity of the players for the most comfortable game. Players whose application is reviewed and accepted are added to the whitelist and receive a notification inviting them to join the game.

❗ CoreProtect is used to protect against vultures, so players can rest assured: no one can take away your honestly mined resources!

❤️ We strive to maintain the most comfortable atmosphere for the game: the server does not and will not have intrusive advertising, donations, tons of text on the screen, and so on.

⭐ A clan system is integrated into the server – it serves to simplify the unification of players from a group and to improve communication between them. Clans have the right to choose a territory and occupy it, after which it will be marked on the server map.

⭐ By the way, for comfortable movement and assessment of the terrain, our server has an interactive map – it also marks the territories of the clans and key places of the server. Join and take your place in our country!

⚖ The server contains rules that create maximum comfort for streaming and playing without negativity: no prohibited cobblestone symbols, no offensive skins or nicknames.

⭐ For ease of communication, PlasmoVoice is installed on the server.

We hope that we have interested you and you will study our project more closely, and perhaps join us. We are waiting for everyone ❤️

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CooperCraft – UNIQUE SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Come to the server and many new items and accessories await you.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DungerCraft – Immerse yourself in the cozy atmosphere of the Minecraft server

DungerCraft 1.8-1.18+▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬A server that has modes such as: BedWars, Grief mode, Survival and the like!

When you log into the server, you can enter the command “/free” and get a free donation!▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬IP: DungerCraft.ru

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft squid server game

10 minutes to develop then who will survive

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InjectCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Grief, Pirate, Private, PvP, RPG, Survival

The owner of the InjectCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MTLife RolePlay | Cars, works, businesses | Minecraft server

The owner of the “MTLife RolePlay Cars Work Business” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NEXLAND #8 Minecraft server

NexLand Survival Servers

Address: NexLand.fun

Port: 19139

VK group: https://vk.com/nexland

Website: https://NexLand.fun

Supported MinecraftPE versions from 1.1 to the latest version

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Hundreds of different commands and unique features

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various systems of experience, clans, protection from griefers.

Many types of cases, magic items.

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CivLandMC

Civilization, crossplay, Factions, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, smp, Survival, Vanilla

99% Vanilla Civilizations and Geopolitics SMP. Create or join your own civilization. Build cities and collaborate or cause immense chaos. World never resets and is nearly infinite.

Bedrock: make-meat.gl.at.ply.gg Port: 20899

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Star Shards Collected:	234
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foggy Willows

foggy, Vanilla, Willows

Foggy Willows is all about simplicity. Running on the latest vanilla jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be vanilla. We strive to give you a plain boring vanilla experience. There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play. We have a small player base of normal people, but are looking to expand.

Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Dedicated high spec host on fiber optic
No world border
No plugins
No tp/sethome
Hard mode
Discord
Java Only

IP: foggywillows.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	New Chunks Explored:	689120
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Anar Wiwey Minecraft server

Do you want to play on anarchy but don’t have a license for 2B2T? Come visit us

Build a history server Waiting for you

pros

– Temporary server

We are waiting for you on the IP server jupiter.minecraft.rent:25596

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	9581
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaAnarchy

semi anarchy, Vanillaanarchy

IP: VanillaAnarchy.net

Vanilla Semi-Anarchy Server With No Limits

Established on July 1st, 2023, VanillaAnarchy (VA) is dedicated to delivering the ultimate vanilla experience.

World Size: 30 Million Blocks
View Distance: 10 Chunks
Simulation Distance: 9 Chunks
Mob Spawn Distance/Rates: 8 Chunks/Vanilla
World Resets: Never
Start Date: July 1st 2023
Joinable on: 1.19 – 1.20.4
Discord: discord.gg/vanillaanarchy
Store: store.vanillaanarchy.net

At VA, we’re all about breaking the limits. No player caps here – thanks to our cutting-edge server hardware and software, we can scale to accommodate over 1000 players seamlessly if needed. All while having unlimited mob caps, a default world border, 10-chunk view, 9-chunk simulation, and an 8-chunk mob spawn distance. With the goal to provide the most expansive and immersive vanilla Minecraft gaming experience out there.

Our commitment to authenticity is reflected in our no-reset policy and minimal rules. We embrace the essence of Minecraft, staying true to its original vision. The only restrictions we enforce are against exploiting and hacking to preserve the game’s core experience the way Mojang intended it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MidasCraft

MidasCraft, smp

mc.midascraft.net

Welcome to MidasCraft, the brand new SMP server that offers an immersive gaming experience! Join our community of friendly players and embark on exciting adventures in a world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server features a thriving economy system, allowing you to trade and interact with other players to build your wealth. Unlock special rewards and surprises with our exciting crates system, where you can win exclusive items and perks.

At MidasCraft, we believe in constant improvement and innovation. Our dedicated team is constantly adding new features and updates to enhance your gameplay. Stay tuned for future updates as we plan to introduce new gamemodes to keep the excitement going. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

mc.midascraft.net

https://discord.com/invite/48G7wtZT3P

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NEXLAND #5 Minecraft server

NexLand Survival Servers

Address: NexLand.fun

Port: 19136

VK group: https://vk.com/nexland

Website: https://NexLand.fun

Supported MinecraftPE versions from 1.1 to the latest version

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Hundreds of different commands and unique features

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various systems of experience, clans, protection from griefers.

Many types of cases, magic items.

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!