Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday

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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5193
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HyperMC server with free Donation Minecraft server

Lucky blocks

The owner of the “HyperMC server with free Donation” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Star Shards Collected:	224
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LampaServ server Minecraft

: Minecraft server with a friendly atmosphere and adequate administration. If you were looking for a server where you can have a good time and not be afraid of griefers, you have found it – this is Lamp!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	61	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hotdog Water

Hardcore, hotdog, Water

Hotdog Water is hardcore.

You vote for world reset on the discord, and if people vote for it, the world is reset within five minutes.

Hotdog Water is vanilla.

There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, and there is no land claim.

Rules

PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a wiener.

🌭 Have fun! 🌭 Server IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog

Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Video: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BandT – Anarchy Minecraft server

A regular vanilla server without privates or plugins. Only hardcore.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Towns Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Charged Creeper

Charged, creeper, smp

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

💎 Grief Defender

💎 Shops

💎 Dungeons

💎 McMMO

💎 Player Warps

💎 And more!

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

Website: www.chargedcreeper.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9576	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	99	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BrickServe

BrickServe, Factions

Hello everyone! I am working on a new server as I haven’t really been able to find one that meets my needs. The general idea for the server is this: A factions server that starts small to incentivize PvP to battle over land and resources. As more players join, the world can be expanded. There will be no DynMap (etc.) or teleports. Players should expect to build large transportation structures and be able to defend them if they want to travel large distances. Exploration using in-game maps is heavily encouraged. Initially, the Nether and End will also be disabled. There will be no server shops, only player-built chest shops. No crates/keys or voting rewards. All items will be earned strictly by playing. Economy will be based off in-game items like emeralds or lapis.

I don’t plan on having a large spawn or crazy pre-built structures, but am happy to have some people help with building up the initial spawn point.

The server is currently whitelisted. If you would like to find out more or be involved with the development of the server, please join the Discord!

BrickServe Discord

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	5264	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SoulCraft

Soulcraft, Vanilla

🎉 Congratulations! 🎉

You’ve just won the ultimate gaming sweepstakes – a golden ticket to the world of SoulCraft!

Prepare to embark on a thrilling adventure like no other.

Our:

Mature
Hermitcraft-inspired
Active
Reward riddled

Community, is buzzing offering you the chance to unleash your creativity, forge new friendships, and claim epic rewards along the way.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our vibrant community. Step into the winner’s circle and elevate your Minecraft experience to new heights with SoulCraft! 🏆✨

https://discord.gg/soulcraft

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magic Items Found:	6421	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Badcraft Vanilla

Badcraft, semi anarchy, Vanilla

On top of a vanilla SMP, Here are a few features that make this SMP unique:

● Vanilla Anarchy (Players will be on the same playing field. This means no hack/cheat clients, unfair modifications, or exploits This experience should bring you back to the old days of Minecraft when there were no rules, but everyone was on the same level.)

● Bedrock Support (Support both Java and Bedrock editions, so everyone is welcome to join, regardless of which device you are playing on.)

● Trade System (Allows you to trade items with anyone no matter how far away you are. This prevents item scamming and creates a global economy.)

● Head Drops (Heads will drop from your enemies! Whenever you kill another Player or Mob, you have a chance to receive their skull.)

● Leaderboards (Compete to be better than the rest of the players in combat, building or mining, and or more. We have a system that tracks statistics of our top players in certain categories.)

● Fixed Phantoms (Unlike many servers, we have fixed phantoms to work correctly. When you go to sleep, In addition, they will leave you alone for 7 days.)

● Member Rank (Annoying spammers or advertisers are delayed. To post URLs and chat without delay, you must verify yourself.)

● No Sethomes, Warps, or Tpas (All forms of travel are completely vanilla. This makes the world feel much bigger and immerses players in the environment more.)

● The Map will never Reset (The goal is never to reset any form of data like Map, Player, or anything else as long as the server lasts.)

Server Rules:

1: No usage of Hack or Cheat Clients, X-Ray Resource Packs, Mods, Tools, Software, or any other form of external assistance that provides an unfair advantage over others.

2: Using any form of exploits, bugs, or flawed game mechanics is strictly prohibited.

3: Do not intentionally lag or cause disruption to the server system.

Server Information:

Established » 8/19/2023

Server IP » play.badcraft.net

Bedrock Port » 19132

As of writing this post, 2,783 unique players have joined this server and counting!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HeartsofMinecraft

HeartsofMinecraft, PvP

sever ip

server discord https://discord.gg/nBUvmcY4WM

version 1.20.1 java

description

Hearts of Minecraft is a old well known Geopol, though after real life complications the old owner Slavic, decided to step down. this as opened the door for a new server with new players, and new nations, build your nation, navigate complex politics, and for those truly of wanting success, invade and spread your rule to other nations. with this you can also carve your own place in the complex history of competing nations and players, while also engaging in fun and large wars. build a large navy and dominate the seas, create a air force to level Japan all that and more in the new server of hearts of Minecraft coming out soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockHeart

BlockHeart, smp

The marvelous BlockHeart server is back for its newest, biggest, and best season! With the incredible BlockHeart family ready to establish fantastic bases, a community capital city at spawn, a vibrant shopping district and natural economy, games events competitions and community builds, this really will be the server to be on. Inspired by the Zack Scott server in the 2000s, Coffinland, and HermitCraft, we welcome content creators to cover the servers if they want to. We are a close community who are forever looking to expand our friendship group and all play together toward our beautiful cities and projects; as well as all doing our own thing and having a fun place to escape to within Minecraft. We do gaming sessions on the server together; minigames, projects, events, and also play other games and have funny long calls. We have a couple of streamers and YouTubers who cover the server, and are always looking for more content creators to join too. Rules > No verbal abuse, racial, sexual, homophobic and xenophobic harassment etc. wont be tolerated > No griefing or stealing – we’re all very trusting > No unlawful killing – most are okay with banterry killing, but make sure you’re not annoying someone > Have fun, and log off when you stop having fun > No lag machines > Contact one of the group leaders with any problems asap Please reply to this post with the following to apply: Age Discord ID IGN Gender identification Nationality Favourite movie Favourite video game Minecraft build style Project idea for our server Tell me a joke 🙂 Thanks, hope to hear from you soon! IP: eu04.empowerservers.network:7085 -BOTTOM

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Stacia 2 Expert Minecraft server

BuildCraft, cars, Draconic Evolution, Flan’s, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, HiTech, Industrial Craft, Millenaire, RailCraft, Smart Moving, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, weapons

? Stacia 2 Expert is a continuation of the popular Stacia Expert build, which has already collected more than 200 thousand downloads. This is a Minecraft build that offers more complex and interesting recipes, giving you a unique gaming experience that you won’t find in any other build.

? In Stacia 2 Expert you will go on an exciting journey through new dimensions, where new challenges and discoveries await you. Over 150 exclusive modpack items such as Uwuterium Pearl, Madeline’s Strawberry, Devilish Horn and more are waiting for you. These unique items will add new elements and challenges to your game.

⚔️ Use your skills and innovative solutions to overcome all obstacles in your way. Challenging bosses and interesting tasks await you, which will require you to make maximum use of all the mods’ capabilities. This will test your skills and creativity.

? Immerse yourself in the world of new technologies with Stacia 2 Expert. Here you can convert magical energies into energy for various technological mods. Start by crafting simple items and gradually unlock new possibilities using hundreds of customizable recipes. This will allow you to expand your boundaries and discover new aspects of the game.

⛏️ Stacia 2 Expert features a sophisticated ore processing system that will allow you to get the most out of every ore block. Prepare your pickaxes and start mining ores. It will challenge your skills and patience, but the results will be worth it.

? Stacia 2 Expert opens up a world of limitless possibilities for you! Whether you’re an experienced player or just starting your journey into the world of Minecraft mods, this build will provide you with a unique experience. It’s time to take on new challenges! Discover unknown horizons, overcome new challenges and become a true master of your world in Stacia 2 Expert!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Parallel

Parallel, smp

Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallela semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, traverse uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

🔮 IP Address (1.20+): play.parallelmc.org 🎉 Join our Discord: https://discord.parallelmc.org

💻 Server Website: https://www.parallelmc.org

📸 Server Photos: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/3023191-parallel-semi-vanilla-smp-1-19-multiworld (“Server Images” tab)

Server Features

Our new overworld and our older overworld are interconnected! In fact, it’s more like open-universe gameplay. Players aren’t restricted from exploring all aspects of vanilla Minecraft, and they can also check out space, a sky dimension, and much more! Secrets are uncovered around every corner…
Custom Features: Explore rifts to other worlds, discover custom structures and fight through difficult custom dungeons, interact and trade with characters, add charms to your items, and much, much more!
Active, Dynamic Community: You’ll never have trouble finding a friendly face on here! Players are also willing to help you out in any way possible, whether it be building, fighting, or gathering resources. Join our Discord to learn about our regular server events!
Participate in Lore: Players actively shape the server’s story that has been taking place since April 2020 – learn more about it here!
Active Economy: An actively-maintained Shopping District featuring dozens of vanilla chest shops! Characters also sell custom goods in and around the spawn town!
Quality of Life Improvements: Better wandering traders, shooting stars, player + mob head drops, XP storage… no detail is too small!
NO LAG: Parallel uses dedicated server hardware to deliver you a constant stream of 20 TPS, lagless gameplay

Server Rules

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
No hacking (our anticheat mitigates hacked clients)
Be respectful when interacting with other players through chat and gameplay
A fuller set of rules can be found on our website!

So what are you waiting for? Join Parallel to start crafting your journey today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	171

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Fractured SMP

Fractured, smp

About Us

Fractured SMP is a newly released semi-vanilla server. We strive to provide a great vanilla experience, with a few additions that enhance the multiplayer experience. As we value the community aspect very much, each player contributes to what happens and what is added to the game.

Quick Links

🌐 Website
🗺️ Dynmap
🔷 Discord

Some of Our Features

– DynmapThe map shows the whole world in real time, and you can see the builds of other players.

– DiscordSRVOur discord server allows you to communicate with members in game!

– Player ShopsDespite the lack of an economy plugin, our economy is entirely player-controlled, based on the value of diamonds.

– Random Teleportyou can teleport randomly in the world, skipping the long process of walking thousands of blocks out.

– Friendly, helpfuland experienced staff who respect players’ permissions and use them fairly.

Our Values

Community – Fractured is a player-driven game where player suggestions and feedback are taken seriously. We are transparent with all decisions we make, asking for input from the community and explaining our reasoning.

Welcoming – Our mission is to create a diverse community where everyone feels welcome, included, and accepted.

Stability – To ensure a stable experience, we use top-of-the-line, dedicated hardware.

Our Rules

In order to build a mature community where staff doesn’t need to parent players, we aim to be fairly relaxed. However, exploiting, griefing, stealingand any kind of abuse of other players will not be accepted. It’s a safe place for everyone, and people who don’t share that interest won’t be tolerated here.

To sum it up all together, we’re a great community looking for new players! From server events, to our high-performance dedicated server, we strive to provide a great player experience. We hope this post caught your attention – Join the Discord! Our staff will walk you through everything you need to know about joining.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LIFE STEAL

Aternosserver, Hardcore Pvp, LifeSteal, PvP, smp

HI GUYS THIS IS MY FIRST SERVER IT IS A LIFESTEAL SERVER WITH SOME OTHER PLUGINS IF YOU LIKE LIFESTEAL YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS SERVER CAN RUN IN MINECRAFT JAVA OR MINECRAFT BEDROCK BUT THIS SERVER IS NOT 24/7 THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE TO JOIN MY DISCORD THER I HAVE UPLODED EVERY SINGLE DETAIL ABOUT THIS LIFESTEAL SERVER IF YOU LIKE MY SERVER PLEASE LEAVE A DIAMOND ON THIS PAGE I HAVE SOME OTHER PLUGINS IN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU HAVE ANY ISSUES PLEASE REPORT ME ABOUT THE ISSUES IN MY DISCORD I HAVE MORE THINGS ON MY PAGE SO CHECK IT OUT IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. MY DISCORD SERVER:discord.com/invite/9VJGMuwg

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Experiment, Superflat

The Superflat Experiment is a 1.20.4 survival anarchy server on a default Superflat world. The map is over 2 years old, and over 3100 unique players have joined and left their mark.

All possible structures that can spawn in a default Superflat world are generated, including strongholds, ruined portals, villages, mineshafts, and pillager outposts. This allows players to obtain nearly all items found in the vanilla game.

There are no rules or limitations, allowing players to express themselves freely and for the experiment to run as naturally as possible.

Over the experiment’s long history, dozens of bases and builds have been constructed, including multiple impressive Spawn monuments, some standing for over a year.

So come join us and see one of the most unique servers on minecraft and become a part of The Superflat Experiment.

IP: Superflat.world

Other Information Version: 1.20.4 Bedrock Port: 25609 Discord Server: https://discord.gg/R6SZHDXC7N Map Age: 2 Years (Created March 11, 2022)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	5875	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!