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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4606 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 452 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
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