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RuplexMC Minecraft server

Server, Creative, Economy, Roleplay, ONLINE

The owner of the server “RuplexMC” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Buildz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that couldn’t outsell a PS2? Look no further, because our server is here to blow your mind! We may only be selling 400k a month worldwide, but that’s because we’re saving up all our sales for one epic blowout event where we’ll outsell every console in history! Join now and be a part of gaming history as we strive to reach our goal of selling 20+ million copies of Minecraft. Who needs a PS2 when you can be a part of something this crazy? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Is She Done For? Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, you’ve come to the right place because on our server, anything goes!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for stacks of dirt. And don’t even get us started on the wild pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say there have been a few incidents involving exploding sheep and flying pigs.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes an appearance every once in a while to show off his sick dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and no one is safe from the shenanigans that go down on our server. Are you ready to see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world?

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Nuke Wars Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as explosive as a nuclear war? Look no further! Our server is so intense, even the Pentagon is taking notes on our strategies. Join now and experience the thrill of surviving and leading globally in a post-apocalyptic world where six million, ten million, even 20 million deaths in the first half hour are just a minor inconvenience.

Forget about boring old elections, on our server, the Pentagon doesn’t support the democratic process and will do whatever it takes to win. With long-range missiles flying and hypersonic nuclear-capable ballistic missiles being launched, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us at the edge of the precipice and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

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Best Boysmell Minecraft SMP

Global, Diversity, International, Grooming, masculinity ideals

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a competition going on to determine which country has the best boysmell. That’s right, we’re judging players based on their in-game scent! Join now and show off your aromatic skills to win the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted nose! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sniff your way to victory!

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Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

RuplexMC Minecraft server

Blocky Buildz Minecraft Server

Is She Done For? Minecraft SMP

Nuke Wars Minecraft Server

Best Boysmell Minecraft SMP