Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Buildings Constructed: 50 Invisible Walls Found: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from pesky jews and become a true Russian shill! 🇷🇺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there were also evil jews trying to steal all the treasure! 🧟‍♂️

    But fear not, on our server, you can team up with fellow Russian shills and take down those pesky jews once and for all! With EPIC battles and thrilling adventures around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those chuds who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 💪🏼

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Zombie Dances: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

    Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Myths and Mortals in Chapter 5 Season 2!

    Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while building in Minecraft?

    Track your stats and climb the leaderboards like a Minecraft pro on fortnitetracker.com and fortnite.gg/stats.

    Check out our current store rotation on fortnite.gg/shop and tackle interactive challenges on fortnite.gg.

    Join the mission alerts for StW on freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/ and level up at a pace that will make your Minecraft enemies jealous on fortnitexp.net/.

    In Battle Royale news, bend water, earth, fire, and air in Fortnite BR’s “Elements” – because who needs regular elements when you can have Minecraft elements?

    Stay updated on new and upcoming Fortnite shop and locker changes on fortnite.com/news/new-and-upcoming-fortnite-shop-and-locker-changes?lang=en-US.

    Save the world in v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report – survive the horde and show them who’s boss in Minecraft!

    Get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 in Fortnite – because music festivals in Minecraft are the best kind of festivals!

    Light up the night in Rocket Racing Neon Rush and unlock your talent features Lady Gaga in Fortnite Festival Season 2 – because who knew Lady Gaga was a Minecraft fan?

    Don’t miss out on Fortnite Crew April – Ares, because who wouldn’t want to be a part of an epic crew in Minecraft?

    Previous players have had a blast, so why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 306 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MommyIssuesCraft

    MommyIssuesCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

    Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

    So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

    Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 446 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Chimeras Created: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

    Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

    NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

    Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

    Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7282 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

    Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs drop Hololive instead of regular loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you can collect virtual idols while fighting off creepers and zombies.

    Our server is so crazy that even she is considering leaving Hololive and joining us instead. Who wouldn’t want to trade in virtual fame for a chance to mine diamonds and build epic structures?

    Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and hilarious. See you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

    PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

    Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    • Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
    • Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
    • Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
    • Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5356 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

    Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

    Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Enchantments Applied: 136
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

    CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ores Mined: 7657
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

    Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

    Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

    So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Lootbox Llama Land

    Lootbox Llama Land
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of gambling anime thread like never before!

    Join us and embark on a journey filled with loot boxes that contain rare items inspired by your favorite anime characters. Will you strike it rich with a diamond sword or will you end up with a stack of rotten flesh? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can test your luck in games of chance. Will you walk away with a mountain of diamonds or will you lose it all in a game of creeper roulette? Only time will tell!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!

    4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes. Only the bravest of players can defeat this mighty beast and claim the treasure for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons showing off their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Remember, on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words

    Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words
    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can finally experience true freedom of speech…unlike those poor Americans! Join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild as you build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content.

    On our server, you can roast your friends in the chat, create dank memes in pixel form, and even start a virtual revolution against the oppressive mods (just kidding, we love our mods…mostly).

    So why settle for pretending to have free speech when you can actually have it on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

    And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Magic Items Found: 8655 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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