Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Zombie Dances: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyCowPals: Where Americans worship blacks and Indians worship cows!

    CraftyCowPals: Where Americans worship blacks and Indians worship cows!
    Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where the only thing we worship is the almighty block! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mystical being who grants wishes to those who can find him hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s wooden sword into a diamond one, just because they told a funny joke!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes and can teleport you to any part of the map in an instant? Yes, you read that right. Llamas with lasers. Need we say more?

    So come on down to our server and see for yourself why americans worship blacks like indians worship cows – because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pixelated Waifus – AI VTuber Server

    Pixelated Waifus – AI VTuber Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the VTuber AI-generated Images will blow your mind – Sleepy edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “VTuber LoRAs”.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through our server and suddenly, you stumble upon a VTuber Model Mix that is so epic, it makes your jaw drop to the ground. But wait, there’s more! How about exploring our VTuber Prompt List and unleashing your creativity like never before? Trust me, the possibilities are endless.

    Oh, and did I mention the NAI Leak Speedrun that will make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after you? Or the HDG FAQ + Embeds that will make you question reality itself? Don’t even get me started on the Cloud Hosted Installs that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness of /vtai/ – VTuber AI-generated Images – Sleepy edition. Who knows, you might just find yourself lost in a world of VTuber XL Loras and LoRA Checklist madness. See you on the other side, fellow Minecrafters!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 28

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • HippiePunkCraft – Where liberals and punks unite in the world of blocks!

    HippiePunkCraft – Where liberals and punks unite in the world of blocks!
    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where hippies are the law makers and punks are the police! Join us for a wild ride filled with peace, love, and chaos as we navigate this crazy world where flowers are the currency and lava pits are the new hot tubs.

    Our server is the only place where you can witness a group of tie-dye wearing hippies passing laws to ban diamond pickaxes while a squad of leather-clad punks enforce the rules by throwing parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this absolutely insane community where anything goes and creativity reigns supreme.

    So come on, grab your flower crown and leather jacket, and join us on this mind-blowing adventure. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1387 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft: SanicCraft – Gotta Go Fast with ‘/sthg/’

    Minecraft: SanicCraft – Gotta Go Fast with ‘/sthg/’
    Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General! Are you ready to dive into a world filled with Sonic madness? Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion or a leaked Sonic Toy Party? And don’t forget to mark your calendars for the release of Knuckles Series Trailer and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 in December 2024!

    Looking for some light reading? Check out the latest IDW Release Dates and dive into the world of Sonic comics with our Sonic comic scans and booru!

    Feeling adventurous? Explore the Pastebin link compilation and discover the Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet! And if you’re in the mood for some pixel art, don’t miss out on our Pixel World!

    Join us at our Sonic the Hedgehog General server and let the Sonic madness begin! Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring our virtual world! 🦔💨

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Crops Grown: 4518 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • AnimeLandia: Where Weeb Meets Minecraft

    AnimeLandia: Where Weeb Meets Minecraft

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where watching anime in their intended languages is a MUST! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server without watching anime in its intended language. And do you know what happened to them? They were cursed to forever mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! True story, bro.

    But fear not, dear player! Join our server and watch anime in its intended language to unlock UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and FLYING LLAMAS that will carry you to victory in battle. Plus, our EPIC community of players will shower you with RAINBOWS and PIXELATED HUGS every time you log in.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, always watch anime in their intended languages, or face the consequences…

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 916371 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyQueers: Where Everyone is a Blockhead!

    CraftyQueers: Where Everyone is a Blockhead!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Our Minecraft Server is here to shake things up!

    Join us and experience a world where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your own fabulous rainbow castle, ride unicorns through fields of glitter, and battle evil homophobes with your sparkly sword of justice.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gay Pride Parade, where players can show off their best rainbow outfits and dance to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits.

    So come on down to Our Minecraft Server and let your rainbow flag fly high! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so much fun?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Riku’s Million Dollar Sports Car Adventure

    Riku’s Million Dollar Sports Car Adventure

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even Riku Tazumi drives around in his million dollar sports car! 🚗💸

    Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, cows that can breakdance, and zombies that moonwalk instead of attacking you!

    Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine is our head moderator and he gives out free diamond armor to all new players!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy Minecraft world! 🤪🔥

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Mines Excavated: 2109

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Heal or No Heal: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    Heal or No Heal: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where healers are treated like the rockstars they are? Look no further! Our server takes the healer roll so seriously, they practically have their own fan club!

    Join us for epic battles where healers are the real MVPs, saving the day with their magical potions and healing spells. You won’t just be a healer, you’ll be a HEALING WIZARD!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Healing Hamster, a mystical creature that only appears to those who truly understand the power of healing. Rumor has it, if you befriend the Healing Hamster, you’ll gain unlimited healing powers and become invincible in battle.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate healing hero! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition

    Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast where Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain will party like it’s 1999!

    But wait, there’s more! How about 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela from the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event? Or maybe you’re more into the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia bringing the heat!

    And if you think that’s all, think again! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether. With 6* Defender Penance, 5* Guard Akafuyu, and Babel – 5* Guard Odda, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a pro.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the fun, because this is one Minecraft server you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Villages Defended: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Bants

    Blocky Bants
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even chipping your front tooth on a metal fork can’t bring you down! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even some dental hygiene tips along the way.

    Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. But be careful, one wrong move and you might just chip a tooth on that fork you left lying around in your virtual inventory.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together. And hey, maybe we can even help you with that chipped tooth situation. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally bite into another fork!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Emeralds Found: 6655 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • JoJo’s Blocky Adventure

    JoJo’s Blocky Adventure

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Did you know that on this server, Kira’s mother abused him when he was a child? But don’t worry, Kira’s father bought the arrow to protect him out of guilt for not doing anything! It’s like a JoJo manga come to life!

    Toshiyuki-kun even wanted to put this story in the manga, but he was afraid it would make people sympathize with Kira too much. So now you can experience it firsthand on our server!

    Come join us for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Zombie Dances: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6950
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Lads & Lasses

    Crafty Lads & Lasses

    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of obsessing over women and looking for a new obsession? Look no further, because on our server, women will be the last thing on your mind!

    Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where women are a thing of the past. Instead, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of politics, cool data, memes, and of course, video games!

    Forget about basic and boring people, because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by the most outrageous and entertaining individuals you’ll ever meet!

    So why obsess over women when you can join our server and obsess over building epic structures, defeating dragons, and exploring vast worlds?

    Come join us today and say goodbye to your women-obsessed days forever!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mines Excavated: 2010
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 334
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NijiCraft: Where Virtual Idols Mine and LOL Together

    NijiCraft: Where Virtual Idols Mine and LOL Together
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our players are like the NIJISANJI_EN YouTube channels, full of energy and entertainment! You’ll never have a dull moment on this server. – Need some laughs? Follow us on Twitter and witness the hilarious adventures of LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT! – Our team-up schedule is so organized, you’ll feel like you’re part of a professional eSports team. Watch streams at the same time and dominate the virtual world together! – And don’t even get me started on our graduated livers and miscellaneous section. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and absolutely INSANE Minecraft server today! You won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Emeralds Found: 534
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky LOLs

    Blocky LOLs
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, then you’ve come to the right place. Here, we have EXPLOSIVE creepers that shoot fireworks instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING Ender Dragon who busts out some sick moves while you try to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DISCO cave where all the mobs are wearing glowsticks and raving to the beat of the music.

    Oh, and did I mention that our server has UNICORNS that poop rainbows? Yes, you heard that right. And if you manage to catch one of those rainbow poops, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical LEPRECHAUN that lives in our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! No webms, only gifs allowed because we like to keep things WACKY around here.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Magic Items Found: 8089 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pixelmon Pals – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

    Pixelmon Pals – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!
    Welcome to WRATH MODE Edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the most intense and outrageous server you’ve ever seen!

    Join our server for a chance to battle DIGIMON in epic showdowns! Take on the role of a DIGIMON Tamer and prove your skills in the digital world. But beware, because things are about to get wild!

    We’ve got exclusive game news straight from the digital realm. From DIGIMON Survive updates to the latest in card game news, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our LIBERATOR NEWS – where you can uncover the secrets of the digital world.

    But that’s not all! Join us for crazy events like the Adventure 25th Color Evolution 2nd wave US pre-orders and the Premium Heroines set pre-order. It’s a digital extravaganza like you’ve never seen before!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the digital world with us and experience WRATH MODE Edition like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7291
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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