Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Void Gems Collected: 38
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • 7OneBlock.de

    7OneBlock.de

    The best German OneBlock network comes to light here The server not only offers you the rare OneBlock game mode but also Survival and PvP. We are currently still in a BETA PHASE so join today to improve the server with us I would be very happy if you could come and visit us You can also vote for our network to get an in-game reward :>

    Kind regards: your 71Server team

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NEW!!! All The Mods 9 Server 2 [No PVP/Grief] By CubedWorlds

    NEW!!! All The Mods 9 Server 2 [No PVP/Grief]  By CubedWorlds
    CubedWorlds

    PvP/Grief Server: atm9pvp.cubedworlds.comPeace Server: atm9.cubedworlds.comPeace Server 2: atm9-2.cubedworlds.com

    Our Links:Website: www.cubedworlds.comDiscord: discord.cubedworlds.com

    Features:

    *Playtime rewards: Get rewarded for playing on our servers! Earn special rewards as you play on our servers, the more you play, the more rewards!

    *Ranks: You can earn 12 specials ranks on the server via playtime or purchasing one of our packages on our website.

    *No Map Reset: Yes!!! The map will never reset, except for a few dimensions (The end, The Nether and Mining Dim)

    *Dimensions Size: 20k Radius each, 31 Dimensions available

    *Economy: Rent a shop to sell ressources or buy from others.

    *Chunks Loading: Enabled

    *Voting: Vote for our server to receive rewards! Make sure you are in-game when you vote to receive the reward

    *Structure Compass: Enabled

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 217 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Miner Metro

    Miner Metro
    Miner Metro is a Towny server with lots to do. With hundreds of quests and many unique features and mechanics, you’ll never find yourself bored.Unlike the average server, we are not pay-to-win — the best crate key is only obtainable through crafting and many of the perks on the store benefit everybody.Never-before-seen custom enchants will allow you to become even more powerful than vanilla. These completely unique enchants are completely custom-coded cannot be found on any other server.With PyroFishing, PyroFarming, PyroMining, chunk hoppers, compressors, item pipes, auctions, custom crafting recipes, towny, xp bottling, quests, elevators, custom enchants, alcoholic drinks, permanent potion effects, disguises, jobs, mcMMO, biome finders, ArtMap, armor stand editor, chest shops, a webmap, item filters, and more, you won’t be bored for very long.What are you waiting for? Come join us!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Magic Items Found: 5230 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Stormy Lagoon: The Only Place Where Creepers Wear Bikinis!

    Stormy Lagoon: The Only Place Where Creepers Wear Bikinis!

    Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)

    Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

    Discord Username: Duvahl

    Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • 🚫 Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.
    • 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • 👥 Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.
    • 🔄 Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • 🎨 Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • 💰 Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.
    • 🏹 Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • 🏡 Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.
    • ⭐ Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • 🌈 Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today! 🌟

    FAQs

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply connect using the IP “play.stormylagoon.com” on Java or Bedrock versions.

    2. Can I use custom items on the server?

    Yes, the server offers custom items inspired by our players for added gameplay variety.

    3. How can I earn ranks on the server?

    All ranks can be obtained through voting, ensuring a fair and balanced experience for all players.

    4. Is there support for both Java and Bedrock players?

    Yes, the server offers crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to play together.

    5. Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, fair rules are in place to ensure a worry and lag-free experience for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magic Items Found: 1354
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty LOLz: Thread 113

    Crafty LOLz: Thread 113
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Alien Abductions: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where even Steve says ‘He really tried with this one’

    Crafty McCraftface: Where even Steve says ‘He really tried with this one’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot, who will take you on a magical journey through the clouds to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether realm where you’ll face off against a horde of zombie villagers who have an insatiable appetite for brains…and cake. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a secret weapon – the almighty Potato Cannon of Doom, guaranteed to blast those pesky zombies back to the underworld where they belong.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Runes Activated: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Doomnight network

    Doomnight network

    “Doomnight Network” is a Minecraft server dedicated to delivering an immersive and captivating gameplay experience within the popular sandbox universe of Minecraft. Upon entering the Doomnight Network, players are greeted by a dynamic and diverse community, rich with both new and seasoned Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Cosmos

    The Cosmos
    Welcome to the Cosmos!We are a Minecraft Server, with a small and solid player base looking to keep expanding. As of right now, we provide Survival, Parkour, Mob Arenas, and much more to launch soon! Our staff works daily keeping our players input in mind, to try to achieve a smooth and enjoyable Minecraft Experience for everyone. Join us today on Minecraft 1.20.1

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Jop Craft: Where adults play nicely with virtual blocks in a semi-vanilla world!

    Jop Craft: Where adults play nicely with virtual blocks in a semi-vanilla world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features We have a shopping district, mini games district, proximity chat, chunk claiming, custom resource pack, and upcoming events.
    Current Players 11 dedicated players, looking to reach 25 players.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How often should I play on the server? Players are encouraged to play at least 3 times a week.
    Is there an age requirement? Players must be over the age of 18.
    Can I interact with other players? Yes, we encourage interaction with other players both in-game and on Discord.
    How can I get more information or join? Send a message to LittleToast on Discord with ID: 108252289814274048.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BlockyDebate: /pol/ Edition

    BlockyDebate: /pol/ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for settling the age-old question: who was in the wrong on /pol/? Join us and engage in epic debates with your fellow players as you build, mine, and fight your way to victory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Battle of the Memes, where players must wield their dankest memes in order to defeat their opponents. Only the most skilled meme lords will emerge victorious in this ultimate showdown of internet humor.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs? That’s right, you heard us correctly. Join our server and witness the epic battles between these majestic creatures as they fight for dominance in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – including debating the ethics of /pol/ and riding flying pigs into battle.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 281573 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty Rejects: Where even Man City players find a home in Minecraft!

    Crafty Rejects: Where even Man City players find a home in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with rejects and flops? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got gjesus, sterling, zinchenko, and sanewhy all hanging out and causing chaos. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become the next reject to join our crazy crew! So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Neylos Survival

    Neylos Survival

    Advanced Survival Experience:

    Immerse yourself in complex construction projects Take part in exciting combat situations Immerse yourself in a vibrant SMP community Explore a variety of additional features and activities

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 5259

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TacosMC

    TacosMC

    THIS SERVER IS A LIFESTEAL SERVER YOU CAN PLAY THIS SERVER ANYTIME THIS SERVER 24/7 SO ANYTIME YOU CAN JOIN AND PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Towns Built: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7659 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FutureMC | 1.20.4+ | Open world | Guns | Heavily Custom

    FutureMC | 1.20.4+ | Open world | Guns | Heavily Custom
    FutureMC is a server which contains heavily custom features and gameplay including, weapons, transportation, futurama inspired map, custom crafting, recipes and more.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ExcreosCraft: Where you can pet your McMMO economy all day long in version 1.20.4! #friendlyserver

    ExcreosCraft: Where you can pet your McMMO economy all day long in version 1.20.4! #friendlyserver

    Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    • 🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    • 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain.
    • 🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    • 🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    • 🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring.
    • 🎮 Cross-Platform: Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique!

    🌐 Our Features:

    • 🌄 Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever
    • 🌟 Level-Up System
    • 🐾 Pets
    • 🏡 Land Claim
    • 🪓 McMMO
    • 💰 Strong Economy
    • 🏆 Leaderboards
    • 🌟 Hard Difficulty
    • 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132D Discord: https://discord.com/invite/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpUExplore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a world reset? No, our server will never reset its map.
    Can I buy items or advantages with real money? No, we have zero pay-to-win policy to ensure fairness.
    Are there any rules against hate speech? Yes, hate speech is not tolerated on our server. We strive to create a safe space for all players.
    What happens to excess donations? Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 287
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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