Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchantments Applied:	141
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

Minecraft, Roleplay, Sci Fi, Server, star, Startrek, Startrekmc, Startrekserver, Trek

Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

Updated 09.02.24

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1565	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kingdom Eternal

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MCGTA

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

We are a gaming network devoted to giving you high quality unique minecraft servers that you’ve never seen before! We promise to keep purchase costs low and staff presence high. You can purchase with the peace of mind knowing that we pride ourselfs on making the players happy and providing a friendly server network for you all to enjoy!Whether or not you desire to be a Cop/Criminal, there are a bunch of different channels to choose from! MC-GTA was created with the intention of bringing back Legacy GTA to the players. MC-GTA offers houses, gangs, guns, and cars for players to utilize to pvp. Come join us today at play.mc-gta.org to start your adventure today!We are hiring staff!!! Looking to hire more Helpop’s!https://discord.gg/wGZgyTa

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Budcraft Survival Towns

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2526
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ZamoraMC

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

ENGLISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in survival mode and where there will be more modes later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to be a great server.

SPANISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in the survival mode and where there will be more modalities later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to make it a great server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	3212	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

{ATOMIC CHAOS} Custom OP ANARCHY

2b2tlike, Anarchy, Bal, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Economy, English, Fulltime, Handmade, Indev, Keepinv, Kits, Oparmor, Optools, Opweapons, PvP, Ranks, Survival, Uptime, Usa, Welcoming

Embark on a pulse-pounding odyssey through the merciless terrain of Atomic Chaos 🌋, a no-claims survival realm where alliances crumble amidst relentless chaos. Confront the ultimate challenge as 10+ RPG bosses, including fierce Nether robots and colossal End shulkers, fiercely guard their realms. Arm yourself with bespoke items like the Soul Stealer ⚔️, siphoning essence from fallen foes, and brandish the awe-inspiring Holy Claymore 🛡️, a beacon of divine might. Face the chilling specters with the Ice Bane ❄️, navigating a world where each step reverberates with the untold echoes of adventures.Summon your comrades to brave the crucible of Atomic Chaos and test their mettle against unyielding tumult. Forge alliances or betray them as the server transforms into a battleground for glory and conquest. Will you emerge triumphant or succumb to the ever-present perils of this unforgiving realm? The moniker Atomic Chaos epitomizes the explosive nature of survival, where only the most resilient and cunning can thrive amidst the chaos. 🌐💥

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PryzmCraft

Anarchy, Survival

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New server

Discord

Survival Active Staff and Devs Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4823
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Forever Play

Roleplay, Towny

Forever Play is a multiplayer, Minecraft community where you can customize your character, make friends, chat, design your own apartment, and so much more.

The Forever Play world is designed to allow players to create, explore, imagine and play. Around here, it’s about being who you are and meeting awesome unique people! with SchoolRP!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hubnetwork

Bedwars, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Advanced survival server 1.16X-1.20X

Boxpvp, lava rising will be added soon

Come on and start the adventure!!!!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WarlockMC – Aus Towny – Staff Needed!

Anarchy, Dangerous, Elitemobs, Geopolitics, Minigames, Survival, Towny

Dynmap: http://map.warlock-mc.com

Discord: http://disc.warlock-mc.com

Geopolitical roleplay server. Casus bellis are required for war, nations and towns must be on theme. Nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade. Some of our current nations include: The Republic of Wrenicau, The Kingdom of Britannia, The Kingdom of Tiredia, the Imperium Allemagnum.

We have 6 nation states and 31 sovereign towns in total.

These nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade.In the towny world are strategic resources that are needed by all states. The world itself is small. Both of these features are designed to encourage conflict because while we do promote the need for legitimate reasons to go to war, we do not want a conflict-less server.

Our mini-games & other features include:– Premium Quests, Dungeons and Elite Mobs– Premium McMMO– Infinite Parkour– Mob Arena– Murder Mystery (AMONG US)– Build Battle (Compete to see who builds the best build OR play a Guess-The-Build pictionary game!)

IP: warlock-mc.comBedrock: Use same ip and port: 25565

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

e1aw

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a new and up to date anarchy server as a new server we are still in development feel free to join and have fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchantments Applied:	180
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Zlati Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

Join Zlati Anarchy

Dive into the chaos of our Minecraft world where anything goes! Build, destroy, and survive in an unforgiving environment where the only rule is anarchy!

Rule over your own domain, form alliances, or conquer your foes. The choice is yours in Zlati Anarchy!

Explore vast landscapes, uncover hidden treasures, and engage in epic battles with fellow players. Adventure awaits at every turn!

No rules, no limits – just pure, unadulterated anarchy. Are you ready to unleash your creativity and dominate the wilderness? Join Zlati Anarchy today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

5b5t.org Anarchy Server – 1.12 – 1.19 [Anarchy] [PvP] [Survival] [No Rules] [No Resets] [No Bans] [BEST CRYSTAL PvP SERVER]

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5b5t.org Anarchy Server Like 2b2tBackward compatibility 1.19x, 1.18x, 1.17x, 1.16.x 1.15x, 1.14x, 1.13x, 1.12x, 1.11xNO RULES! MODS ALLOWED! [Anarchy] [PvP] [Survival] [No Rules] [No Resets] [No Bans] [BEST CRYSTAL PvP SERVER]STACKED ITEMSDUPES

Website: http://5b5t.org/

Discord: [url=discord.5b5t.org/

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Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Budcraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5508
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

slowboxx

PvE, PvP

Elytra pvp server you can kill players fight monsters and bosses mine buy custom items and other stuff.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	1360
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.