Crafty Mart Minecraft Server

Apparel, bae, big box store, convenience, Crafty, customer service, department store, DISCOUNTS, electronics, everyday low prices, groceries, home goods, household items, in-store pickup, Mart, Minecraft, online shopping, pharmacy, Retail, savings, Server, shopping, Walmart, Walmart Bae

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
New Chunks Explored:	928812	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Void Armor Forged:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers wear blue vests and the zombies are just customers looking for the best deals! Join us on Walmart Bae for a shopping experience like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of pigs wearing “Rollback Prices” signs. They were led by a chicken in a greeter uniform who welcomed the player to the most chaotic yet entertaining world they had ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Great Wall of Savings,” a massive structure made entirely of discounted items and coupon codes. Rumor has it that those who reach the top will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So come on down to Walmart Bae, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional sale on pickaxes). Don’t miss out on the craziest shopping spree of your Minecraft life!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	158
Votes:	4659	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Towns Built:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Potions Brewed:	82
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ores Mined:	7537	Buildings Constructed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2474
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Epic Quests Completed:	21

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Votes:	2280	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!