Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 18 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers

  • KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4439 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MunchyMC

    MunchyMC

    MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Celestial Pixelmon

    Celestial Pixelmon

    Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MC64

    MC64

    “What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineJordyn

    MineJordyn

    It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ores Mined: 2011
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ores Mined: 9964
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • FlareMC

    FlareMC

    Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 41 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 279253 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Villages Defended: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 300 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Magic Items Found: 8654 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 208
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY