Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9273
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Star Shards Collected:	291
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	6032

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	3667
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Emeralds Found:	5762	Farms Harvested:	399
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magic Items Found:	4948	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2088
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Crops Grown:	4607	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	311	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	125

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mines Excavated:	3501
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Love Letters Sent:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	505415
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!