Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Crops Grown: 4460

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Universe-PvP

    Universe-PvP

    Come on and join our Server… We’re german but we can speak english

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MCLegend

    MCLegend

    All info at our webpage 🙂

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ROFL Craft

    ROFL Craft

    We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Butterminecraft

    Butterminecraft

    Now been dead for 9 years!

    We offer: PvP Arena Survivalgames War Creative plots skyblock and rentable hotel rooms to spend your earned money on!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BaaBoo’s PVP Server

    BaaBoo’s PVP Server

    [German Server]

    Der BaaBoo’s PVP Server

    The server is currently under construction but…

    Here you can build and become the survival king

    We also already offer a PVP arena

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

    DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

    Hello, We are DiscoverCraft

    In-game information!

    Please check in-game!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Amazing-Craft

    Amazing-Craft

    This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GuidoCraft

    GuidoCraft

    Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PiggyCraft

    PiggyCraft

    This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4038
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TeefusCraft

    TeefusCraft

    We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

    P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

    Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9527 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Noble Craft Network

    Noble Craft Network

    Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Minecreate Sanctuary

    Minecreate Sanctuary

    Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

    The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • WorldScape2

    WorldScape2

    The second Worldscape Minecraft server is here! This server is Factions PVP Grief based, so you can create factions with your friends and kill whoever you meet! Feel free to grief/raid any faction you come across, and you can dominate the server! We allow you to use lava, TNT and flint and steel! Fortify and expand your faction so other factions can’t destroy you.

    The only protected area on this server is the spawn, so the rest of the world is free to explore! It is free to join, just use the IP listed at the top of the post.

    The primary Worldscape server has been running for over a year, so you can be sure that it is run by experienced server admins.

    We have selected the best plugins for our server to reduce lag and to ensure your experience on the server is as good as it can be. We are open to suggestions and will be happy to implement any.

    REMEMBER: This is a pure Factions/PVP/Grief server, there is no teleportation or /back. Our other server at server.worldscapemc.com is SMP.

    Hope to see you soon!

    Server Website: http://worldscapemc.co.ukbetween players is available with console commands to help them out, anyone who votes for the server also gains some in game money.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ZeenCraft

    ZeenCraft

    We have looked far and wide for a good server with no luck so we made our own. With over 2 years of minecraft experience combined you wont be dissapointed. So come on bye and check us out.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SGPvP

    SGPvP

    –> SGPvP <-- SGPvP is not just an ordinary Minecraft server, it is a network of 7 servers and counting. The SGPvP server is brand new, however the server owner’s have formerly owner MinecraftSG.net before they transformed it into SGPvP.net. This transformation has meant that another 6 servers have been added to their arsenal of servers. –> THE SERVER <-- SGPvP is made up of a total of 7 servers running of 3 dedicated servers with a total of 56GB DDR3 Ram, and an accumulative of over 10GHz of processing power. The servers are as follows: The Hub Survival Games Elemental Warfare Survival Creative SkyBlock The Walls (Coming Soon) Each one of the servers is accessible through the IP play.SGPvP.net only!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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