Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Samistines Hub

    Samistines Hub

    Free Worldedit and DisguiseCraft

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Raid

    Raid

    First things first, open Minecraft and connect to raid.mcpvp.com There are two Raid servers to support more players, but they are both essentially the same. One is based in the US and the other is based in the EU. By using the main IP, you will get placed in the server in your region.

    Once you’ve joined the game, use the command /help to receive a book that goes into detail about everything you need to know. If you’ve never played before, it’s a good idea to read through the first few pages about starting out on the server.

    Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Capture The Flag

    Capture The Flag

    Your goal is to capture the enemy’s flag. The enemy’s flag will be on a fence post in or near their base. Break into the enemy’s base and steal their flag. You must now return to your own base and place the enemy’s flag on your team’s fence post. You will not be able capture an enemy’s flag if your own flag is missing. Once you have captured the enemy’s flag the required number of times, you win!

    Before each match, there is a one minute waiting period for new players to join. During this waiting period you cannot choose a class or obtain any items, and you are invincible (you can’t die). Feel free to explore the map to get a feel for what you’ll be playing on.

    When the game starts, you’ll be randomly assigned a team and teleported to your team’s starting position near your base. Type /help to see a list of classes, and type in the command for the class you choose. You can be: /archer, /assassin, /chemist, /dwarf, /heavy, /medic, /necro, /ninja, /pyro, /soldier, and /mage

    You can play in US.MCCTF.COM or EU.MCCTF.COM Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play on it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SieniMaailma.net

    SieniMaailma.net

    Finnish server. The server contains the following content:

    Survival PvP Worlds (RAID) Event world (Spleef,Mobarena,paintball,) Resource world Nether, tms.

    Voting on the server will give you 3 diamonds!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Magic Items Found: 5880
    Dimension Hops: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Nubellis Games MC Server A

    Nubellis Games MC Server A

    Our First Nubellis Games Minecraft Server! PvP: On! Mob Griefing: Off! Keep Inventory: On! Difficulty: 1! Chest Lock: On! Set Home: On! Game Mode: Survival!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 50 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PlanetCraftGames

    PlanetCraftGames

    Minecraft network for players with version 1.7 to 15,1

    Survival 1.15.2

    Survival server based on 1.15.2 version with multiple difficulty mode from EASY, MEDIUM to HARD. But also special 1.14.4 Survival server with many modifications like SlimeFun4 and LuckyBlocks and many many many fun plugins.

    We have also Creative and SkyBlock based on 1.14.4 Minecraft version.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • HP Craft

    HP Craft
    HP Craft

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftersLand Network Servers US

    CraftersLand Network Servers US

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

    > Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

    We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineClash

    MineClash

    MineClash is a Prison server with unique plugins, cumulative voting rewards, crates, plotmines, and lots of custom content! Come and be part of our awesome community today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Nexxus Legion

    Nexxus Legion

    ==================== NEXXUS LEGION ======================

    We are a small server. Only about 10 people may join our server at a time. Survival server for fun and socialization.

    ==================== IN GAME RANKS OF NEXXUS LEGION ======================

    —Novice— The obvious new-comer to the server. They MUST register on the forum(http://nexxus.4umotion.com) and make a brief post about themselves to be promoted to Player. Commands Available: /help /msg /home /sethome /spawn

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Craft Unio

    Craft Unio
    Craft Union

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8185 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • XenonCraftPvP

    XenonCraftPvP

    Hey Guys This Is Our New Server we are looking for staff and are willing to co-operate with players we are very friendly and love to chat so come join this hardcore raiding server :p also we are open to suggestions such and spawn server plugins and loads of other awesome stuff. Now You Can Vote For A Random Reward Each Time. Its Ranges From Diamonds To Op Swords And Lots Of Other Awesome Prized. We Have A server Shop And Lots Of Great Kits Come Join Today!

    Our WorldBorder Limit Is 5000 Blocks

    We Have Trade Rooms Now So Theives Cant Steal Your Items

    We Also have Mobcash get Money For Killing Your Mobs

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • EmporiorNetwork

    EmporiorNetwork

    EmporiorNetwork the Global Community Network

    Were a fun Minecraft server network with custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback.

    You can join our server through the following IP adress: mc.emporior.net Dont forget to visit and register on our site: www.emporior.net Want to talk with other players or staff then you can join our TeamSpeak server: ts.emporior.net

    Come visit us and you will have a great time. See you soon on EmporiorNetwork.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Magic Items Found: 7528 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • VisiStudios

    VisiStudios

    VISISTUDIOS.COM Takes you to a different galaxy long.. long… time ago. The mighty Galactic empire is at the brink of war. After the great war with Darth Vader the Republic empire found victory! However before Darth Vader went he had died with a curse that rose him and his army back from the dead. These undead 501st Clones have ran sacked and slathered villagers, and many are missing. You are surviving only on pure will to live.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PenguinCraft

    PenguinCraft
    PenguinCraft

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Crops Grown: 4403 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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