Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SkyVerse

    SkyVerse

    Welcome To SkyVerse We Are A New Under Development Hub Server Ready To Excite You And Make You Happy We Got Tons Of MInigames Factions Prison Skyblock Even Creative And Many More Hope You Will Enjoy

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • OPClash

    OPClash

    ________________________________________________________________ OPClash is an overpowered network, with many custom features and plugins to make your experience on our server as amazing as possible. A list of features and other things you may be wondering about will be below this section. ________________________________________________________________ (✓) OP Factions (✓) ON Prison (✓) ON KitPvP (✓) Auctions (✓) Lottery (✓) Crates (✓) Daily Events (✓) Drop Parties (✓) Custom Coded

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9305 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Wishcraft

    Wishcraft

    This is Wishcraft! Run by iMoonZz, I am a co-owner. This server is a survival server right now, and if enough people are on, we can play freezetag 😀

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Hawknet SMP

    Hawknet SMP

    Welcome to Hawknet SMP, we have been hosting minecraft servers since 2010, and are dedicated to providing you with the best experience possible. All of our staff are friendly, experienced, and ready to help whenever needed. We welcome you to join our community.

    We have plenty of things to do on our server, but we are mainly about survival and towny. Some other things to do include Skyblock, Ocean Survival and two Creative worlds. We occasionally have building contests as well. You must start out in survival on our server (skyblock or our main world), you will gain access to other worlds at the Builder rank, which is the first rank above guest.

    All of our normal ranks are earned by building, and each rank gives you access to new worlds and commands. Our normal ranks are Builder, Architect, and Engineer, each requiring a more advanced build than the rank before.

    Featured Plugins: Ultimate Skyblock: Create and build on an island in the sky. Craftbay: Auction off your items, and buy others items. Towny: Create towns, claim land, and wage wars. Lockette: Lock your doors and containers to keep other players from accessing them.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Obsidian

    The Obsidian

    We are a close-knit community of Minecraft players. We value an almost-vanilla Minecraft SMP server experience backed by an inclusive, friendly, dedicated group of players. We strive to enjoy Minecraft together, as friends and fellow survivalists.

    Sound interesting? We’d love to have you!

    Whitelist: the-obsidian.com/whitelist

    Rules: – Be friendly – Listen to staff – Be considerate – No destruction of property – No cheating or stealing – No threats, abusive language, harassment, etc. – No PvP without consent

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ArmedMCPrison

    ArmedMCPrison

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    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Magic Items Found: 6484

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SonoraBuild

    SonoraBuild

    SonoraBuild is a Survival MCMMO server with 100% custom terrain based on the American Southwest, with some other North American terrain to match! Come and discover a world full of surprises you won’t find in normal Minecraft. Keep in mind we’re still heavily under construction and features are being added pretty much every day!!! Try to best other players by climbing our custom branching rank tree and working up through the economy. Maybe you’ll be at the top of our leaderboards?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Vipers Lair Oceana

    Vipers Lair Oceana

    Vipers Lair, an actual VANILLA Server. No additional plugins, no anti-anythings.

    Come join in on the fun! We pride ourselves on being 100 Mojang EULA compliant!

    Visit our other servers! [van.viper.works] [snap.viper.works] [hardcore.viper.works]

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CrystalCrafted

    CrystalCrafted

    Our server is a faction one.You can build a base , raid a base , kill people in pvp , raid another bases , buy ranks , open crates and more…

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1893 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Ptcl Gaming Lounge

    Ptcl Gaming Lounge

    It is a great server hosted in pakistan It is designed to be kept as much simple(Vanilla Like) as possible. Join now:

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    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MythicalCraft

    MythicalCraft

    We are a Hardcore PVP server. On the server, you can mine, sell, loot, and PvP. If you decide to raid someone, make sure you know the rule about griefing.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • OP Hardcore PvP Mythical Craft

    OP Hardcore PvP Mythical Craft

    This is a OP Hardcore PvP server! When you die you can respawn! There are 6 donor ranks, there is pvp, the pvp is HARDCORE, and AWESOME! Please join! New! Have fun! Currently in beta! OPEN BETA! 😀

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Infamous Servers

    Infamous Servers

    Hello i am Bim63743 Owner Of Infamous-Servers We Are a New Server Series And Would Love to see you as A Part of us We Offer. -Skyblock -Creative -Survival -Hungergames -TNTRUN -And Much Much More

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ithinkroks minecraft server

    ithinkroks minecraft server

    A 24/7 server that offers factions, money and a fun way to play with your friends! Come and use are huge shops with lots of things to buy. Work as a team or on your own with the use of factions!

    Are server also has different (old) worlds that you can look at. See what old players, and current, have created in the past!

    I hope you enjoy the sever and bring your friends to play!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 121

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • North-Craft

    North-Craft

    Welcome to the North-Craft network, where we strive to bring you the best Minecraft community around. We achieve this by having all of our servers whitelisted, having an amazing staff team, and by running No-Griefing / No-PvP friendly servers.

    We have been up and running since 2012, and have recently become a network with the following servers: – Survival (whitelisted) – Skyblock (unwhitelisted) – Creative (unwhitelisted) – Prison (Coming Soon)

    We average around 20 players online at peak per day. Our long term goal is to have 4-5 active servers while still maintaining a good community. If this sounds interesting to you, come check it out.

    IP: vanilla.north-craft.com

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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