Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5096 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Reality3

    Reality3

    Welcome to Reality³ Creative/Survival Server! Play for 12 hours at Settler Rank (Starting rank) and once you are promoted to Citizen you will have access to creative! This Paper Survival server has been open since 2014. We are a community-based server with a variety of ranks and constant updates in-game. We also allow bedrock players to join! IMPORTANT INFO:Server IP: Reality3MC.mcserv.funBedrock IP

    Do I have to donate to the server? (NO! We pay for ourselves, everything can be obtained for free, Donations only are to thank the owners)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6076 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • EnderPvP

    EnderPvP

    Server Residence/PvP/McMMo/Auctions /Vote for Us Event every day from 15:30 / 20:00 NoLagg/No Bugs/Brutal PvP

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Taco Republic

    Taco Republic

    The Taco Republic is a server that is 100% FREE TO PLAY. We currently offer 15 ranks that are all purchased with in-game currency. Swing by to become part of our server. Bring your family and friends and have a good time on the Taco Republic. Enjoy the free server features and play Minecraft the way it was always meant to be played-free and unrestricted!

    Server Features: FREE, Ranks, Fly, Player Vaults, Voting Keys, Head Database, Bank, Heal, Grief Prevention, Nick, Events, Survey, Good Staff, GUI Shop, Vouchers, Marriage, Mythic Mobs, Player Shops, Auctions, Cake Clicker, Mob Money aka MobHunting, Ranks, Kits, Menu, GUIs, Spawner Shop, Silkspawners, Mob Hunter, Shop, RandomTP, Anvil Colors, Disguise, Chest Master, Egg Catcher, (AND MANY MORE!!!)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Emeralds Found: 4385
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minions CRftCrt

    Minions CRftCrt

    A pretty basic server so far, its brand new and is a work in progress! New players are welcome, we are very noob friendly. Plugins so far include Factions, LWC, and Dynmap.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TrueSMP

    TrueSMP

    What is TrueSMP?

    TrueSMP is a semi-survival server founded in 2016. We are a community driven server that is always trying to be different from other servers. We are an age-friendly server with good staff members that are always there to help. Our motto is “Community First” and we intend to keep it like that forever, the Community is our #1 priority. Some of the features we provide are listed below:

    Features: – Rankups (Free Ranks) – Land Claiming – McMMo – Marriage – Auctions – Token Shop – Quests/Challenges

    What are you waiting for? Join today and become part of an EPIC community!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Magic Items Found: 1651
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • VoltzMC

    VoltzMC

    A new up and coming minecraft server with factions and many other game modes to come. Looking for help in developing our server and making it more fun for everyone to play on.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Oakwood

    Oakwood

    *- Welcome Home to the Oakwood -*

    Grief-Free Survival or Factions linked under one inventory. Custom Enchants, Slimefun, Diablo drops and many more! Over 125 plugins to make one unique experience.

    Come join our new server and become part of a friendly community

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 125 Crops Grown: 4704

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Conquest Network

    Conquest Network

    Welcome on the vote page of Conquest,

    We offer you various game modes and custom plugins.

    Join: play.conquestnetwork.net Visit our website: www.Conquestnetworkt.net

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crystal Skies

    Crystal Skies

    Crystal Skies Welcome to Crystal Skies. We have two servers currently. Survival and Factions.

    Hope to see you on the server soon! -Crystal Skies Staff Team

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Potions Brewed: 172
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Foxs Den

    The Foxs Den

    he Fox’s Den is an adult-oriented, community led Creative server. Started shortly after the owner’s favorite server systematically burned down in flames because of absolutely pointless drama, she decided, “Naw. I’m not gonna search for another to-be failure. I’m gonna make my own.” And so she did.

    Created with this, and the annoyances of other past servers, in mind, The Fox’s Den is a place that hopes to avoid all that. To avoid those nasty little players who just barely skirt the rules. To avoid pointless staff drama, such as an admin who’s unpopular with the community, yet has managed to weasel his way in to a high position somehow. To avoid unfair cash shop-esque donation systems, exclusionary ranking methods, and every other annoyance or mistake or failing that every other server has ever made.

    Of course, being a new server run by someone new to owning a server, we – the staff – will likely muck up every now and again. Or a lot. But, that’s where you come in. Yes, you. The player. The valued member. Or any other clichéd manner of addressing the reader. This is a constant work in progress, and we’re hoping that you’ll help us with it. Have a problem with the server? Found a glitch? A staff member being abusive? Even if it’s the owner themselves, or a very high-ranking member, bring it straight to the forums, we literally have sections dedicated to all the above. We want to hear your complaints, until there is no need for you to complain.

    Now, to address one other very important matter. You may have noticed ‘adult-oriented’ up there. That’s right, we’re not necessarily safe for work, or good as babby’s frist mincewaft sewvewr. We welcome players who are new to the game, of course! Just, the younger audience, and those who might invite the younger audience? Be wary. We swear, here. We expect you to act maturely. We allow and even encourage people to build masterpieces that tackle controversial topics – everything from nudity to works about horrific historical events will be fully accepted here if taken on with suitable elegance.

    So, does this interest you? If so, check out our website at http://foxsden.enjin.com/home and read through the server information and server ranks tabs. And if you have any more questions, or think there’s information we left out somewhere, feel free to hop on and ask! Most likely, we’ll answer you, then add the information in the proper place. Unless it’s already there, and you missed it. Then that’s on you. Get better eyes.

    We look forward to seeing you online!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Signs Minecraft Server

    Signs Minecraft Server

    Just a simple minecraft server with a few plugins to prevent cheating and greifing to keep it as close as possible to vanilla one.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • IslandPvP

    IslandPvP

    PLAY.ISLANDPVP.NET Play Now, Factions, Kit PvP, And Much More Coming Soon Including Cannon Testing And Mini-Games! Join Now And Join The Ever Growing Island Community! Custom Factions With Amazing Custom Enchants Etc. Kit PvP With /Duel To Find Out Who’s The Best At PvP!

    Visit Our Shop At : buy.islandpvp.net Visit Our Forums At : islandpvp.net GG

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Mitecraft

    Mitecraft

    A family-friendly Minecraft survival server.

    Here at Mitecraft, it is our goal to build and nurture a safe and friendly community! We aim to rediscover and deconstruct Minecraft survival — to break things down and make it better. We do not intend to change how Minecraft is supposed to be played, but we strive to make it more engaging for you. We like to stick to the basics and add a little pinch of fun to it. 🙂

    We hope you’ll enjoy your stay!

    Your adventure starts here: play.mitecraft.com

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MineTrickZ

    MineTrickZ

    This is a new factions server we are thinking about buying a dedi server and making a hub! We are looking for loyal active players! We are looking for staff but they need to have play time they have to be loyal!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Spark Games

    Spark Games

    The largest Russian project with mini-games. Our main directions: 1. Continuous server operation 24/7 without lags 2. Interesting game modes 3. Fight against cheating Game modes: – Survival – SkyBlock – SkyWars – BedWars – PaintBall – FullPvP – Annihilation – Factions

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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