Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Proximatic V7

    Proximatic V7

    http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers/pc-servers/2774603-proximatic-v7-celebrating-6-years-new-map-24-7

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • RiddleCraft

    RiddleCraft

    Vote for RiddleCraft… To get A vote crate and more VOTE —————————-345654323345654345432345654345678987—————————————————————————–

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Fabelized mc

    Fabelized mc

    NOW LOOKING FOR BETA TESTERS LOOK DISCORD FOR INFO

    ⤹ Welcome to Fabelized Minecraft! 1.20✧ Looking for actives & partnerships!✩ Survival , Creative , More gamemodes to come!➳ New server!! Free to play♡ Boost us and help us build our server (:

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Great Mines Think Alike

    Great Mines Think Alike

    GreatMines is a PVP/Factions server. We have an established community of regulars and active moderators and are always looking to grow. Invite your friends and help us make this an experience people won’t wanna miss out on!

    ~Follow the rules or be banned~

    Respect staff and other members No spam or excessive use of caps No staff hunters No hacks No racist, sexist, or derogatory remarks

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mines Excavated: 4825

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • DemonCraft

    DemonCraft

    Welcome to DemonCraft! This server is survival and lots of ranks needed; Builder Needed! Moderator Needed! Admin Needed, and Donations needed! We need help otherwise the Server Will Be shut Down!!!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • New-heights.eu

    New-heights.eu

    (Rein Java)

    Our network offers a variety of game modes for an unforgettable gaming experience. On the OneBlock server you can experience the latest game version and be enchanted by our custom generators. Our Custom Enchants offer excitement, and in the shop you will find everything you need to improve your skills. Earn in-game ranks for exclusive vote rewards or unlock /Fly with in-game currency or as a vote reward.

    The CityBuild server offers plot and farming worlds in Overworld, Nether and End. Our compact GUI improves your gaming experience without the hassle of typing commands. Perks, jobs and the improved Ender Chest expand your options, and the clan system enables shared adventures. Expand plots and homes with in-game money and collect exclusive voting rewards.

    The new Survival Server is a challenge for survivalists with building and farming worlds. Individually created food and plants make survival more interesting, but stronger monsters lurk in the farm worlds. Only the strongest and smartest will survive.

    The ToxicIsland server offers a challenging survival world with dangers. The improved sleep system and a chat system for communication across the network are present.

    Various game modes await you on the Minigames server, from Paintball to TNT Run, for fun with other players.

    Follow every progress on our website new-heights.eu via the roadmap. An organized wiki is available for questions and problems.

    Experience an unforgettable gaming experience on our network – we look forward to welcoming you to our servers!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • LegendManyo

    LegendManyo

    Welcome ~~

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Tlb avatar bending

    Tlb avatar bending

    THE LAST BLOCK BENDER is a server inspired by the world of Avatar: The Last Air Bender The Legend of Korra. Choose an element and wield awesome powers as you fight in the PVP arenas level up your skills as you explore the survival world and build your nation in the pursuit of power

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • VonovPvP

    VonovPvP

    This is a Factions server that has not long come out of development. if you see any bugs report it to a staff member and there will be a reward in it for you. Staff Needed.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LunaMC

    LunaMC

    We are a newly opened Creative server, and are looking for players to come and have some fun with us~! We have a small, but friendly community of people, and nice staff. ^_^ (Do not ask for staff as soon as you join, at least play)

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Brutalprison

    Brutalprison

    Welcome to BrutalPrison, this will be your home for the next period of your life!

    We are a premium OpPrison server featuring gangs, cells, pvp, drugs, custom enchantments, frequent updates and so much more!

    Make your way to the top by working hard, passing all the mines and climbing through the prestige ranks! Are you more of a team player rather than solo? Build your gang and bring it to the top of the leaderboard, making a name for yourself!

    No matter the path you wish to go for, start your adventure today and prepare for the best journey of your life!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Project Wonder

    Project Wonder

    Project Wonder is a family friendly server with next games available: – Skyblock Aquatic – Skyblock – Survival Aquatic – Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks extensions. Slimefun basically makes the server modded, but there’s no mods required. There’s over 300 new items from drinks, to machines. – Skypvp – Bedwars – Skywars

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CrazySurvival

    CrazySurvival

    this is a crazy survival server you need to survive and if you get 100 surviver points you get a free surviver tag and admins and helpers will help you if needed and respect staff all staff members will be at the wall of staff and do not swear all players will be respected

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Boats n bunnies

    Boats n bunnies

    Welcome to Boats N Bunnies!

    We are a community-based discord server and Minecraft SMP! We are an LGBTQ+ and BLM welcoming space!

    Here are some things you should know:– Version 1.13+– Ages 13+– Friendly community and helpful Staff!– Java and Bedrock crossplay server!– Peaceful, non-griefing server.

    We are looking for new members, and that can be YOU!

    Join our Discord to gain access to our SMP, today!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Jupicraft Network

    Jupicraft Network

    Play epic minecraft games. Survival and Minigames with your friends for free. Only on the Jupicraft Network!

    You can visit our website at https://jupicraft.net or join the server at jupicraft.net

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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