Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PlatinumSkies

    PlatinumSkies

    Factions Server | Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress! Work in Progress!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Frontiersurvivalmc

    Frontiersurvivalmc

    FrontierSurvivalMC – BETA is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DeityMine

    DeityMine

    DeityMine Info Native 1.13.2 server Many other features not listed, come check us out. We would love to have you. PLAY.DEITYMINE.COM

    Discord: http://discord.gg/q4ZGfEn

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Royalfactions

    Royalfactions

    Brand new faction server with great built spawn! Looking for Builders/Staff! Tell your friends and have a great time! Come hang out with us were just a chill server looking for great players from all around! We have a great community and want to expand it.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Fightnetwork

    Fightnetwork

    FightNetwork is a network that has ElytraBox, Lifesteal, Sky Gens, Random kits and more! We have a great community, great gamemodes and staff come join!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PowerTrip

    PowerTrip

    [1.8 – 1.12] PowerTrip hosts: *SKYBLOCK* (Recentreset with furniture/vehicles & other unique content) *UHC* (5 different speed versions. 1 vanilla 2 hour) luckyblock, acid, nether, hard mobs, speed & vanilla) *SLIMEFUN* *ACIDISLAND* *SURVIVAL* (Just reset! Vanilla/Raiding & PVP/No Claiming ) *KITPVP* *HACKED PVP* (Hacked clients may be on this game mode ONLY) *CREATIVE* (Just Reset) *ZOMBIES* (Think Black Ops) *HIDE AND SEEK* (5 Maps) *BEDWARS* *MAGIC* (BETA) AND more!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • World War Minecraft Desolation

    World War Minecraft Desolation

    Can you survive the dawn of a new age? We invite you to try, so bring your friends and see how long you can last as you try to build, your very own empire.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 286 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Zonazero

    Zonazero

    ZonaZero is a Minecraft server dedicated to Survival RPG gameplay. Immerse yourself in an exciting world of adventure, exploration and unique challenges. Our goal is to provide you with an unforgettable and fun-filled gaming experience in an epic survival environment.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • LegendMania

    LegendMania

    The best of RankUP and FullPvP, with different systems and everything very well configured, call your friends, build, battle, be the best!! We are waiting for you. We have a team extremely dedicated to the server, come join!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7236

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MYDCraft

    MYDCraft

    | Survival | Crates | Custom Repair | Scoreboard | Vote | Ranks | Nice Staff | | Small community | No Grief | 24/7 | Warps | No Lagg | Random Teleport | | McMMO | Supply Drops | Weekly Events | Economy | | IP = mydcraft.mcplay.nl |

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Divine Spears Created: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • La fortalezamc

    La fortalezamc

    Welcome to LaFortalezaMC, a place where adventure and innovation are found around every corner. Our server offers a unique system of protections, ensuring that your builds and efforts are safe from unwanted interference. Here, each player can find their niche, whether in the painstaking work of mining, farming, construction, or any other profession available in our varied economy.

    Daily quests will keep you on the edge of the adventure, each designed to offer unique challenges and satisfying rewards. Plus, our daily rewards system means there’s always something to earn with every login.

    At LaFortalezaMC, we value community and collaboration. Players from all over the world gather here to share, compete and enjoy together. We are committed to keeping the server fresh and exciting with regular updates, ensuring there is always something new to explore.

    Don’t miss our special events, where fun and competition reach their highest level. With a variety of activities and surprises, these events are the perfect time to show off your skills and win unique prizes.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 317 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • KappaKorrectional

    KappaKorrectional

    oISketcHIo’s Prison Server Kappa Korrectional | twitch.tv/oisketchio Come mine your lives away with an awesome community.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Eldoria farms

    Eldoria farms

    Eldoria Farms beckons you to a captivating world where adventure, farming, and building intertwine. Immerse yourself in this survival multiplayer experience, where lush landscapes, pixelated crops, and charming barns await. Embark on epic journeys, cultivate bountiful farms, and unleash your creativity in a fusion of Minecraft’s blocky wonder and the enchanting realms inspired by Stardew Valley. Join us at Eldoria Farms and forge friendships, explore, and build your legacy in a thriving multiplayer community!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • GiggleCraft // Vanilla-ish

    GiggleCraft // Vanilla-ish

    Vanilla-ish server running on Spigot. We have /spawn /sethome and /tpa and treechop for members. Don’t Cheat, Don’t Grief.and Don’t ask for ADMIN

    Sincerely GC Staff

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Cascade

    Cascade

    Iyou could ever want! We currently offer the following:

    – Factions – Survival – Sky Wars – Prison – Sky Block – Creative – Hunger Games – KitPvP – and more!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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