Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • DroneZone: AI Kills 80%

    DroneZone: AI Kills 80%
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where artificial intelligence be raisin’ Ukrainian drone kill rates to a whopping 80%! Like, who even needs human pilots anymore when you got them smart robots doin’ all the work, amirite?

    Imagine rollin’ up to battle with your squad and unleashing a swarm of AI drones that just wreck everything in sight. It’s like having your own personal army of killer robots at your fingertips.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play with high-tech drones, but the server is also filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Can you survive the onslaught of AI drones and come out on top? Only one way to find out, bro. Join the server now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts anarchy is a modded semi anarchy server running fabric 1.18.2. No hacked clients. All else is good.

    This modpack offers an adventerous anarchy experience where you can pick your own species and fight for power. Among a hundred other things.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dungeons-mineshafts-5th-edition

    ​Curseforge app is required.

    Born 9/28/24

    Modded semi anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • RakuKatsu server

    RakuKatsu server

    Would you like to play on the Rakukatsu server?

    The Rakukatsu server is equipped with various elements to play with! ・MCMMO (leveling element) ・Gacha elements ・Original item elements ・Dungeon elements ・Boss battle elements We plan to continue to add more!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6824 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm

    Features Description
    Collaborative Community Work together with fellow players on epic builds and projects.
    Survival & Creativity Experience the best of both worlds in a balanced, fun, and engaging environment.
    Custom Events & Quests Take part in weekly challenges, quests, and community events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
    Friendly Atmosphere We’re a welcoming and supportive group where players of all skill levels are encouraged to join and thrive.

    Join the Adventure

    Survive. Build. Thrive. Whether you’re looking to create massive structures, engage in friendly PvP, or simply relax with fellow Minecraft fans, Phronesis SMP is the perfect realm for you!

    Realm Code

    FvBEC22xygkF2WA

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Simply use the realm code provided above to join our server.

    Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow while playing on the realm?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the realm.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Of course! We encourage you to invite your friends to join our community and embark on adventures together.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than your favorite romance anime? Look no further, because our server is where the real love story begins! Forget about overrated romance anime, join us and experience a love story with creepers, zombies, and skeletons.

    Our server is home to Hikigaya, the most charming and romantic Minecraft character you’ll ever meet. He’ll sweep you off your blocky feet with his witty one-liners and impressive mining skills. Who needs a boring old romance anime when you can have a love story filled with adventure, danger, and diamond armor?

    So why join our server? Because we offer the best romance storyline in the Minecraft universe, where love blooms among the pixels and diamonds. Say goodbye to overrated romance anime and hello to a new love story that will leave you crafting for more!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP

    The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about this absolute legend of a Minecraft player on our server. This guy once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. And get this, he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick! I mean, who even thinks of that kind of strategy?! If you want to witness epic moments like this and be part of a community where the impossible becomes possible, then you gotta join our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this wacky world of ours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoGroupTrips4Us

    NoGroupTrips4Us
    Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

    Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

    ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

    We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyDudesMC

    CraftyDudesMC
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Lava Moon Adventures

    Lava Moon Adventures
    join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SkyGem MC

    SkyGem MC

    SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Lava Pilipinas

    Lava Pilipinas

    Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

    Custom Survival | Community Focused | Events & Custom Features

    Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

    Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

    Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

    Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Key Features
    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

    IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players play together? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
    What is the Origins System? It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
    How can I join or create a team? You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
    Is there a player-driven economy on the server? Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
    What is Dynmap Integration? It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

    > Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    > Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

    > Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

    > Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

    > With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

    > Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Animals Bred: 89 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

    Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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