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Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	298	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	5658
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Potions Brewed:	103	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Potions Brewed:	62	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mines Excavated:	1008	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	289	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!