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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6359 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2201 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
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