Crafty LOLz Server

baby boomers, Bars, casinos, crack, Crafty, Entertainment, fent, Friends, goon, Hollywood, Irrelevant, lolz, movies, pricy, restaurants, Server, social circles, Social Interaction, stranger, Stroll, takeout, TOWN, Trash, video games

Are you tired of living in a boring town with nothing to do? Sick of spending all your money on overpriced movies and restaurants? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the mundane reality of your town by diving into a world of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Who needs a bar or casino when you can have epic adventures right at your fingertips?

Forget about becoming a crack or fent monkey out of sheer boredom – join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real-life social interaction when you can chat with fellow players from around the world and create lifelong friendships?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the monotony of your town and hello to the excitement of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2713

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	2283
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5301
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.