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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5698 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6128 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 285 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server has exclusive MMO quests that will have you battling giant flying tacos and rescuing princesses from evil llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant the holder unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!