Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

ParentingFailz Minecraft SMP

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If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	735	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RegretCraft: The Last Purchase

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Are you tired of regretting your purchases in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and never regret anything again! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers regret exploding on it. Join us and experience a world where you can buy virtual diamonds without any buyer’s remorse. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you see how awesome our server is!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCommiesNKraftyKoreans

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so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.

oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.

also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.

so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	481336
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Convict Network: Where breaking blocks gets you a life sentence. Join us now in version 1.20.4 on the Whitelist server!

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Server Information
Server IP	play.convictnetwork.com
Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.

Network Discord: https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork – For sneak peeks, updates and player feedback Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What is the server IP?: The server IP is play.convictnetwork.com
What version is the server on?: The server is currently on version 1.20.4
What gamemode does the server offer?: The server offers the Skyblock gamemode
How can I join the server?: You can join by connecting to play.convictnetwork.com in Minecraft
How can I provide feedback to the server?: You can join the Network Discord at https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork to provide feedback

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself is a regular player! That’s right, he loves Breitbart discuss and he’s always down for a friendly debate while building epic structures.

Join us for the chance to team up with Jesus and take on the creepers and zombies together. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a church on the server, you’ll receive special blessings and protection from any griefers.

So come on over and experience the most divine Minecraft server around. Who knew that Jesus was such a hardcore gamer?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mines Excavated:	1380
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Big Blocky Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching the same old mainstream vtubers with thousands of viewers? Do you crave something more exclusive, more underground, more indie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP server, where we only accept players who have an average of 500 viewers or more on their streams!

Join us and mingle with the VIPs of the indie vtuber world. We’re like the cool kids’ table at lunch, but in Minecraft form. And don’t worry if your favorite vtuber only has 499 viewers on average – we’re not sticklers for rules, just as long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube.

We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers for you to check out, complete with their viewer numbers. And if you’re feeling frisky, we even have a Wheel of Names to help you decide who to simp for next.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our love for indie vtubers. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a corpo or two trying to sneak their way in. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ZzzCraft SMP: Sheep Counting!

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Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Our server is so lit that even insomniacs can’t resist falling asleep after just a few minutes of playing. Join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, because our virtual world is so exciting that it will knock you out faster than a sleeping potion brewed by a witch! So come on, join us and experience the most epic sleep aid you’ve ever encountered in your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	230
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyLogic: NormalButScrewed

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our wacky world where everything is turned upside down!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy, even the chickens wear sunglasses and ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NasrallahsHideout69

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so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u gotta find the hidden treasure and stuff, well, dis server is like dat but on steriods, man. we got secret bases and hidden loot all over da place.

one time, dis player found a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but when dey tried to take it, a giant zombie pigman came outta nowhere and started doin the macarena. it was wild, dude.

also, we got crazy events like a giant chicken invasion where u gotta fight off a hoard of cluckers tryin to take over da server. it’s intense, bro.

plus, we got custom mobs like a creeper that explodes into confetti and a skeleton that shoots rainbows. it’s like a party in Minecraft all da time.

so come join da fun and see what crazy adventures await on dis epic server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Towns Built:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

What is the IP for wellworks Minecraft Server?

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Wellworks is a leading provider of workplace wellness programs and services. With a focus on improving employee health and well-being, Wellworks offers a wide range of solutions including fitness challenges, nutrition education, stress management workshops, and more. Their innovative programs are designed to help companies create a healthy and productive work environment, resulting in increased employee engagement and decreased healthcare costs. Wellworks is dedicated to helping organizations of all sizes promote a culture of wellness and support their employees in living healthier lives.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

3C3K 1.12.2 – Russian-language analogue of 2B2T Minecraft server

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3C3K is a Russian-language anarchic Minecraft server on the good old version 1.12.2.

No dupes/cheats are intentionally prohibited.

If you want, play honestly, if you want, play with cheats, if you want, be kind, but if you want, fuck everything that moves… You will be greeted by complete anarchy!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Hunterra Chronicles: Where Mods Rule, Roleplay Reigns, and Whitelist Warriors Wander!

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Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server

Overview:

Step into a world where Minecraft meets a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience! The Conquest of Hunterra server offers a unique blend of immersive features that will transport you back in time.

Join us for:

Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies with custom armors, weapons, and gemstones
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks for endless building possibilities
Build Self-Governing Settlements to create and govern your own destiny

FAQ:

Question	Answer
When did the server launch?	The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.
What version is the server on?	The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.
How can I join the server?	We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, our community-focused server is whitelisted.
Where can I find the modpack?	You can download the modpack from here.
How can I join the Discord community?	Join our Discord server here.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our special event where you can play as Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary! Can you imagine Gragas jamming out on his barrel drums while Neeko struts her stuff in the latest cosplay fashion? It’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane builds and wacky account stats that will blow your mind. Want to see a giant chicken riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? We’ve got it! Want to check out your stats and see how many times you’ve been defeated by a pack of angry llamas? We’ve got that too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Press A Minecraft SMP Yes/No? Final Fantasy X FULL MOVIE Continue

Al Bhed desert, bad writing, challenging characters, complicated storyline, continue, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy X, full, Full Movie, good writing, Jecht mystery, Jyscal, Minecraft, Movie, one-dimensional, Press, Press A, reddit, Religion, retarded fans, seymour, Sin, smp, stubbornness, teenage atheist, Wakka, YesNo

Are you tired of mindlessly mashing buttons to watch cutscenes in Final Fantasy 10? Do you want to escape the meandering bullshit of Al Bhed desert and the juvenile religious themes that make you want to scream? Then join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to deal with Seymour or Jyscal ever again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, like fighting off creepers with nothing but a wooden sword or building a giant statue of a llama just because you can. Don’t waste your time on Reddit praising mediocre writing, come join us and experience true creativity and chaos like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring cutscenes behind and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FauxFriendship – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, broken trust, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, emotional pain, fake friends, false friendship, FauxFriendship, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship evaluation, hurt feelings, let down, Minecraft, personal boundaries, realization, realization moment, red flags, smp, social cues, toxic relationships, Trust

Have you ever been mining for diamonds with your so-called “friend” only to have them steal all the loot and run off into the sunset? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of drama as we navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones who will steal your diamonds and laugh in your face? Join us now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable alliances. Just remember, trust no one, especially that guy who keeps building TNT cannons outside your base.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Buildings Constructed:	49
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6413	Players Killed by Monsters:	6594
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5